Well, why don't you just ask your precious Owen, who looks a lot like me, but I'm taller, can read, and I'm going to be a scientist doctor astronaut builder teacher when I grow up.

Wow. You're just as touchy as your mom when someone comments on how many usernames she's had.

Oh, wait. Are you the chick whose mom is a boy? How'd that happen, anyhow? I'm very interested in science experiments.

How'd that happen, anyhow?

I've been told teleporter accident. We ran out of monkeys.

Here's a plan - let's you and me gather up the rest of the Buffista sprog and go get an island. I mean - they've been talking about it forever, but geez getting them to do anything as a group is like herding cats. That way - Clifford dog, Slurpees, and none of this "grounding" stuff.

Kind of like Lord of the Flies, but without the, ya know, killing.

You're pretty smart, for 2. I'll bring the tivo. We'll never miss Clifford, again.

Errrrr. I'm not changing diapers. I can cook, though.

Diapers do pose a problem. Hmmm.....

What if we kidnapped one of the smaller adults -- one we could gang up on, so we wouldn't get pushed around?

Oooh! Kristin! She's way small!

Yes!!! And she's a teacher. I'm not being stuck on an island with a bunch of illiterates.

Amen to that.

Chris:

I'm thinking it's time for a boyfriend, and my mom taught me how to make Valentines yesterday, so I could totally charm you with my mad construction paper cutting skillz. And I like Boston! I think.

Also, I am SO behind that "square, and white, and looked like a tooth thing". I don't blame you at all. I mean, come on, everyone needs a little adventure, and it's fun to watch mommies go all purple and 'splodey.

Last, I am way closer to your age than Olivia. Even though she is really cute. I'm thinking she and Dillo would make the perfect pair, really.

Love,

Sara

(5) I just made muffins from scratch, and boy howdy are they good -- also very full of fiber and with almost no sugar and no flour at all;

No flour? Do tell.