Watch out, the gel is cold, and they don't warm it up for you.
The place I go to for my kidney ultrasounds uses a baby's bottle warmer to warm the gel.
Well, look who just popped open a fresh can of venom.
Xander ,'Empty Places'
Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
sj - Jan 26, 2007 10:06:08 am PST #2902 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Aims - Jan 26, 2007 10:08:05 am PST #2903 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
It’s basically a wand with a condom on it. The whole time they were doing their thing, I kept thinking, “shouldn’t this feel better? I mean, I usually enjoy this sort of thing.”
Oh yeah - I kept thinking the same sort of thing, but ya know ... different. Hee.
Jessica - Jan 26, 2007 10:12:06 am PST #2904 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
The gel for my ultrasound yesterday was also warmed up.
amych - Jan 26, 2007 10:12:34 am PST #2905 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I evidently am still in the throes of puberty.
Oh, you're not the only one.
KristinT, my mum went to Bread Loaf (the Vermont one) back in the early 70s. I'm not sure it was even a degree program then, but it's definitely one of the big-daddy-awesome names in writing programs. Go team you!
JZ - Jan 26, 2007 10:15:17 am PST #2906 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
It may not be pleasurable the way a wand with a condom ought to be, but it is delightfully less uncomfortable than a speculum. As an exam tool, I'd take the dildocam over the speculum, or even the doctor's hand (most painful prt of childbirth? the "digital" dilation check, that bastard), any day of the week.
Scrappy - Jan 26, 2007 10:18:52 am PST #2907 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Yeah, I've had these before (Oh, the joy of being a DES daughter!) and much prefer tour firned the dildocam to a speculum. Plus the tech is usually great about pointing things out so you can see what's going on the geeky part of me likes that stuff.
Nora Deirdre - Jan 26, 2007 10:19:57 am PST #2908 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Kristin, I did not click on the link (because I'm supposed to be resting in bed, but somehow...I'm not) but where are the other campuses?
P.M. Marc - Jan 26, 2007 10:21:32 am PST #2909 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
(most painful prt of childbirth? the "digital" dilation check, that bastard)
Heh. No, the "uterine massage" (which I expect they don't do when you've had a section) is worse.
Maria - Jan 26, 2007 10:21:40 am PST #2910 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
It may not be pleasurable the way a wand with a condom ought to be, but it is delightfully less uncomfortable than a speculum. As an exam tool, I'd take the dildocam over the speculum, or even the doctor's hand (most painful prt of childbirth? the "digital" dilation check, that bastard), any day of the week.
*Sigh*
So this is what our porn is coming to. It's worth it, though, because we get to swoon over the most adorable Buffista sprog.
Steph L. - Jan 26, 2007 10:23:25 am PST #2911 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
And, actually, I'd like an informal Bitch polling here -- should one avoid giving a kid a really weird middle name even if you really like it? Not "Moon Unit" or "Apple" weird, but, um, fictional. From a genre universe. Slightly more obscure than "Frodo" but only just.
Slartibartfast?
Zaphod?
Beeblebrox?
SLUTBUNWALLA?