It may not be pleasurable the way a wand with a condom ought to be, but it is delightfully less uncomfortable than a speculum. As an exam tool, I'd take the dildocam over the speculum, or even the doctor's hand (most painful prt of childbirth? the "digital" dilation check, that bastard), any day of the week.

*Sigh*

So this is what our porn is coming to. It's worth it, though, because we get to swoon over the most adorable Buffista sprog.

And, actually, I'd like an informal Bitch polling here -- should one avoid giving a kid a really weird middle name even if you really like it? Not "Moon Unit" or "Apple" weird, but, um, fictional. From a genre universe. Slightly more obscure than "Frodo" but only just.

Slartibartfast?

Zaphod?

Beeblebrox?

SLUTBUNWALLA?

"OF WHICH THERE ARE FIVE!"

I named my cats Arthur and Beeblebrox. Arthur is no more, but Beeblebrox is still plotting to take over the world (while living with my parents).

Also I am rewatching Angel Season 2! Just watched Have You Now or Ever Have Been and it is some good stuff. (Did I mess up the title name?)

Zinglebert Bambledack! Yingeebert Dangleban! Zanglebert Dingleback! Winglebert Humptiback! Kringlebert Fishtibuns! Steveibuns Buttrentrunden!

Nora, it's Are You Now or Have You Ever Been?. I had to look it up, because I can't remember it either.

Heh. I knew I had it Oh So Wrong but I will blame it on my headcold addled brain. Also, am SO LAZY looking stuff up on the internets today. Can't focus.

Can't focus.

Neither can I, but I blame it on no sleep. I hope you feel better soon.

It's so obvious -- I know the middle name of Jess' sprog:

ANGELUS!

Awwwwww YEAH.