It may not be pleasurable the way a wand with a condom ought to be, but it is delightfully less uncomfortable than a speculum. As an exam tool, I'd take the dildocam over the speculum, or even the doctor's hand (most painful prt of childbirth? the "digital" dilation check, that bastard), any day of the week.
Willow: You know what they say. The bigger they are... Anya: The faster they stomp you into nothin'.
'The Killer In Me'
Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
JZ - Jan 26, 2007 10:15:17 am PST #2906 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Scrappy - Jan 26, 2007 10:18:52 am PST #2907 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Yeah, I've had these before (Oh, the joy of being a DES daughter!) and much prefer tour firned the dildocam to a speculum. Plus the tech is usually great about pointing things out so you can see what's going on the geeky part of me likes that stuff.
Nora Deirdre - Jan 26, 2007 10:19:57 am PST #2908 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Kristin, I did not click on the link (because I'm supposed to be resting in bed, but somehow...I'm not) but where are the other campuses?
P.M. Marc - Jan 26, 2007 10:21:32 am PST #2909 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
(most painful prt of childbirth? the "digital" dilation check, that bastard)
Heh. No, the "uterine massage" (which I expect they don't do when you've had a section) is worse.
Maria - Jan 26, 2007 10:21:40 am PST #2910 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
It may not be pleasurable the way a wand with a condom ought to be, but it is delightfully less uncomfortable than a speculum. As an exam tool, I'd take the dildocam over the speculum, or even the doctor's hand (most painful prt of childbirth? the "digital" dilation check, that bastard), any day of the week.
*Sigh*
So this is what our porn is coming to. It's worth it, though, because we get to swoon over the most adorable Buffista sprog.
Steph L. - Jan 26, 2007 10:23:25 am PST #2911 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
And, actually, I'd like an informal Bitch polling here -- should one avoid giving a kid a really weird middle name even if you really like it? Not "Moon Unit" or "Apple" weird, but, um, fictional. From a genre universe. Slightly more obscure than "Frodo" but only just.
Slartibartfast?
Zaphod?
Beeblebrox?
SLUTBUNWALLA?
Aims - Jan 26, 2007 10:24:14 am PST #2912 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
"OF WHICH THERE ARE FIVE!"
Nora Deirdre - Jan 26, 2007 10:25:36 am PST #2913 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
I named my cats Arthur and Beeblebrox. Arthur is no more, but Beeblebrox is still plotting to take over the world (while living with my parents).
Also I am rewatching Angel Season 2! Just watched Have You Now or Ever Have Been and it is some good stuff. (Did I mess up the title name?)
Steph L. - Jan 26, 2007 10:26:50 am PST #2914 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Zinglebert Bambledack! Yingeebert Dangleban! Zanglebert Dingleback! Winglebert Humptiback! Kringlebert Fishtibuns! Steveibuns Buttrentrunden!
Maria - Jan 26, 2007 10:27:24 am PST #2915 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
Nora, it's Are You Now or Have You Ever Been?. I had to look it up, because I can't remember it either.