Well, no. But, well, I got nothin'.
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Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I'll also be operating power tools when I arrive down there. Maybe I'll save the drinking for when I'm piloting a plane or something more sane.
Ok, then.
Somehow I'm still not on the road.
Come ON people, Turtle's middle name is obviously Phoncible, Jr.
Thanks! Didn't want to be needy, but it's the first thing I've done completely for me that I've been really excited about in ages.
ND, drive safe, sweetie.
Watch out, the gel is cold, and they don't warm it up for you.
I'm thinking she's gonna get an internal.
Unfortunately, this doesn’t change my comment.
It’s basically a wand with a condom on it. The whole time they were doing their thing, I kept thinking, “shouldn’t this feel better? I mean, I usually enjoy this sort of thing.”
My feeling is that it's a middle name and should therefore yield a minimum amount of trauma. But I may just be in deep denial. DH likes the name too. My sister has vetoed it on principle, but she doesn't really get a vote.
Eh. I have an unusual middle name, it’s the maiden names of my grandmothers. I hated it when I was a kid, and used to tell people that my middle name was Ann. Now I love it, and will do it for my daughter. Assuming that the future Mr. Stephanie Johnson gets off his ass and enters my life sometime soon.
ND, get a move on or else you will be stuck in Friday afternoon rush hour traffic. Also, mucho punctuation. I hope it gets better.
Congratulations on the impending boy-sprog, Jessica and FoneBone! I'm very happy for you.
House~ma to Sue.
ION, I just had to post this in Bitches -- I just discovered that our office in China is on Long Dong Avenue in Shanghai. Snorfle. It was all I could do not to spray my co-worker with Diet Coke. I evidently am still in the throes of puberty.
I just hope I never have to give that address out verbally. I'd never make it through without giggling hysterically.
Edited to give a heaping serving of "Woo hoo!" to my sorella. The masters' program sounds wonderful.
Watch out, the gel is cold, and they don't warm it up for you.
The place I go to for my kidney ultrasounds uses a baby's bottle warmer to warm the gel.
It’s basically a wand with a condom on it. The whole time they were doing their thing, I kept thinking, “shouldn’t this feel better? I mean, I usually enjoy this sort of thing.”
Oh yeah - I kept thinking the same sort of thing, but ya know ... different. Hee.