But Hagrid wants to be less dangerous and the twins enjoy it.
Hagrid's wants don't much affect his reality. And you can tempt the twins with less dangerous fun. Like, say, with profit.
Yes. Men like sports. Men watch the action movie, they eat of the beef, and enjoy to look at the bosoms. A thousand years of avenging our wrongs and that's all you've learned?
Xander ,'End of Days'
Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
§ ita § - Jan 26, 2007 9:25:28 am PST #2884 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
JohnSweden - Jan 26, 2007 9:30:57 am PST #2885 of 10001
I can't even.
Looking forward to the arrival of [name] Stilgar Moon-Bone.
Which is a fine name.
DavidS - Jan 26, 2007 9:31:06 am PST #2886 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
And you can tempt the twins with less dangerous fun. Like, say, with profit.
"Here twins, take this chest of valuable magical gewgaws and go figure out a way to off V."
::in chorus::
"Why didn't you say so!"
"Hagrid, the world depends on you using all your skills and abilities to defeat V."
"Well, I'd love to help but the giant vipers I've got nesting in the girl's bathroom are about to hatch. They need me!"
NoiseDesign - Jan 26, 2007 9:35:34 am PST #2887 of 10001
Our wings are not tired
Someone tell me to get my motivation moving and actually load the tools I need in my car and point it towards San Diego.
Tom Scola - Jan 26, 2007 9:38:35 am PST #2888 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Someone tell me to get my motivation moving and actually load the tools I need in my car and point it towards San Diego.
Here NoiseDesign, take this chest of valuable amplifiers and patch cables, and go figure out a way to San Diego.
Pix - Jan 26, 2007 9:45:36 am PST #2889 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
I'm really excited about the possibility of this grad school experience.
vw bug - Jan 26, 2007 9:47:43 am PST #2890 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Here, ND, have a margarita.
GO KRISTIN!
NoiseDesign - Jan 26, 2007 9:48:29 am PST #2891 of 10001
Our wings are not tired
Should I really have a margarita before driving 150 miles?
tommyrot - Jan 26, 2007 9:49:17 am PST #2892 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Should I really have a margarita before driving 150 miles?
Well, you can't really have it while you're driving, now can you?
DavidS - Jan 26, 2007 9:49:31 am PST #2893 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I'm really excited about the possibility of this grad school experience.
Dude! Oxford! OXFORD!