Now hold on, I'm gonna press the right pedal harder. I expect us to accelerate.

Anya ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


NoiseDesign - Jan 26, 2007 9:48:29 am PST #2891 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

Should I really have a margarita before driving 150 miles?


tommyrot - Jan 26, 2007 9:49:17 am PST #2892 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Should I really have a margarita before driving 150 miles?

Well, you can't really have it while you're driving, now can you?


DavidS - Jan 26, 2007 9:49:31 am PST #2893 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm really excited about the possibility of this grad school experience.

Dude! Oxford! OXFORD!


vw bug - Jan 26, 2007 9:49:42 am PST #2894 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Well, no. But, well, I got nothin'.


NoiseDesign - Jan 26, 2007 9:52:37 am PST #2895 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

I'll also be operating power tools when I arrive down there. Maybe I'll save the drinking for when I'm piloting a plane or something more sane.


vw bug - Jan 26, 2007 9:53:36 am PST #2896 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Ok, then.


NoiseDesign - Jan 26, 2007 9:55:43 am PST #2897 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

Somehow I'm still not on the road.


amych - Jan 26, 2007 10:00:16 am PST #2898 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Come ON people, Turtle's middle name is obviously Phoncible, Jr.


Pix - Jan 26, 2007 10:03:31 am PST #2899 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Thanks! Didn't want to be needy, but it's the first thing I've done completely for me that I've been really excited about in ages.

ND, drive safe, sweetie.


Vortex - Jan 26, 2007 10:04:08 am PST #2900 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Watch out, the gel is cold, and they don't warm it up for you.
I'm thinking she's gonna get an internal.

Unfortunately, this doesn’t change my comment.

It’s basically a wand with a condom on it. The whole time they were doing their thing, I kept thinking, “shouldn’t this feel better? I mean, I usually enjoy this sort of thing.”

My feeling is that it's a middle name and should therefore yield a minimum amount of trauma. But I may just be in deep denial. DH likes the name too. My sister has vetoed it on principle, but she doesn't really get a vote.

Eh. I have an unusual middle name, it’s the maiden names of my grandmothers. I hated it when I was a kid, and used to tell people that my middle name was Ann. Now I love it, and will do it for my daughter. Assuming that the future Mr. Stephanie Johnson gets off his ass and enters my life sometime soon.