Is it too early to start drinking margaritas? My math is driving me to drink.
Do I wish I was somebody else right now. Somebody not... married, not madly in love with a beautiful woman who can kill me with her pinkie!
Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
vw bug - Jan 26, 2007 8:33:14 am PST #2859 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Jessica - Jan 26, 2007 8:34:37 am PST #2860 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Is it too early to start drinking margaritas? My math is driving me to drink.
It's always 5 o'clock somewhere...
DavidS - Jan 26, 2007 8:35:23 am PST #2861 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
No sweetie, that's Harry. You've mixed your H-names again.
At least Harry has the good sense to Save the Day, which is more than can be said of Hagrid. He's more trouble than help.
Jessica - Jan 26, 2007 8:37:00 am PST #2862 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
He's more trouble than help.
I'm sure JKR has some Thing he's meant to do, because we've been told for 6 books running now that Dumbledore kept him around in spite of parental/student/other teacher protests, and he Must Have Had His Reasons.
Amy - Jan 26, 2007 8:37:41 am PST #2863 of 10001
Because books.
My insula! It's all my healthy insula's fault!
You know, Chewbacca was my big love in the original Star Wars trilogy. Maybe that's where my Hagrid love comes from.
Suddenly, I don't want to know what this says about me.
JZ - Jan 26, 2007 8:42:19 am PST #2864 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
By this definition, she is quite unlike the Wife of Bath who had no such scruple.
Fine, then. Give her whatever title you like that goes with scruples, but I assure you that when your back is turned she can be quite the bawd. She has certainly tried to enjoy that kind of grown-up women bawdiness with me, and I think my cringing No, you're my mommy! Stop it! reaction is a mild disappointment to her. But she just indulges that side of herself with her friends and their daughters instead.
juliana - Jan 26, 2007 8:42:55 am PST #2865 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
At least Chewie quite obviously had a brain in his furry head. I couldn't say the same for Hagrid.
DavidS - Jan 26, 2007 8:42:57 am PST #2866 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Suddenly, I don't want to know what this says about me.
Is your husband large and hirsute?
Amy - Jan 26, 2007 8:44:38 am PST #2867 of 10001
Because books.
Is your husband large and hirsute?
Um... I did tell him once that if he shaved his beard I would leave him.
I should add, though, he clearly has a brain. A nicely spicy one, too.
DavidS - Jan 26, 2007 8:44:51 am PST #2868 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Give her whatever title you like
Ex-Wife of Mildly Naughty With Close Friends, But By No Means A Bawd.
Hagrid can die heroically in the last book if that's the plan. I'm down with his Noble Sacrifice.