At least Chewie quite obviously had a brain in his furry head. I couldn't say the same for Hagrid.
Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Suddenly, I don't want to know what this says about me.
Is your husband large and hirsute?
Is your husband large and hirsute?
Um... I did tell him once that if he shaved his beard I would leave him.
I should add, though, he clearly has a brain. A nicely spicy one, too.
Give her whatever title you like
Ex-Wife of Mildly Naughty With Close Friends, But By No Means A Bawd.
Hagrid can die heroically in the last book if that's the plan. I'm down with his Noble Sacrifice.
Um... I did tell him once that if he shaved his beard I would leave him.
Remind me to give you notice when Bears are having their next shindig in the Castro.
Hey, I like Hagrid. He loves all the ugly animals no one else likes and is incredibly loyal. Despite his lack of smarts, I'd hang out in his cottage and have a cup of tea with him.
He loves all the ugly animals no one else likes and is incredibly loyal.
The animals which continually endanger everybody? Btw, he was a crap teacher too.
Despite his lack of smarts, I'd hang out in his cottage and have a cup of tea with him.
And DIE unless Harry saved you.
Not always, sometimes they save the day.
Ptui on the rwo of oyu,. Hagrid is no more dangerous to his friends than the Weasley twins--and with less malice.