Suddenly, I don't want to know what this says about me.
Is your husband large and hirsute?
Illyria: Wesley's dead. I'm feeling grief for him. I can't seem to control it. I wish to do more violence. Spike: Well, wishes just happen to be horses today.
'Not Fade Away'
Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DavidS - Jan 26, 2007 8:42:57 am PST #2866 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Amy - Jan 26, 2007 8:44:38 am PST #2867 of 10001
Because books.
Is your husband large and hirsute?
Um... I did tell him once that if he shaved his beard I would leave him.
I should add, though, he clearly has a brain. A nicely spicy one, too.
DavidS - Jan 26, 2007 8:44:51 am PST #2868 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Give her whatever title you like
Ex-Wife of Mildly Naughty With Close Friends, But By No Means A Bawd.
Hagrid can die heroically in the last book if that's the plan. I'm down with his Noble Sacrifice.
DavidS - Jan 26, 2007 8:45:47 am PST #2869 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Um... I did tell him once that if he shaved his beard I would leave him.
Remind me to give you notice when Bears are having their next shindig in the Castro.
Scrappy - Jan 26, 2007 8:46:16 am PST #2870 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Hey, I like Hagrid. He loves all the ugly animals no one else likes and is incredibly loyal. Despite his lack of smarts, I'd hang out in his cottage and have a cup of tea with him.
DavidS - Jan 26, 2007 8:48:37 am PST #2871 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
He loves all the ugly animals no one else likes and is incredibly loyal.
The animals which continually endanger everybody? Btw, he was a crap teacher too.
§ ita § - Jan 26, 2007 8:50:52 am PST #2872 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Despite his lack of smarts, I'd hang out in his cottage and have a cup of tea with him.
And DIE unless Harry saved you.
Scrappy - Jan 26, 2007 8:51:05 am PST #2873 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Not always, sometimes they save the day.
Scrappy - Jan 26, 2007 8:52:19 am PST #2874 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Ptui on the rwo of oyu,. Hagrid is no more dangerous to his friends than the Weasley twins--and with less malice.
DavidS - Jan 26, 2007 8:56:18 am PST #2875 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Hagrid is no more dangerous to his friends than the Weasley twins--and with less malice.
Oh come on! The twins gave Harry the map. For that alone they're plus 10 against Voldemort. They're smart and sneaky and they'll come in handy in the big fight. Hagrid hasn't done anything useful since he put tail on a Dursley.
Undoubtedly Hagrid will muster a flock of Dragons and horde of spiders for the finale and go down tooth and claw. Then he'll go back to achieving neutral usefulness.