Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laura - Jan 26, 2007 6:10:00 am PST #2827 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

My Jetta is only 4 years old, and yet it has 110,000 miles on it. The 8 year old van has about 180,000. I still love them and they still serve me well. The new shiny red truck is a youngster with only 35,000.


vw bug - Jan 26, 2007 6:10:36 am PST #2828 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

W00T! Just finished my last Math homework. Bummer that I skipped 4 to do this one. So, I still have 4 left. But! I'm getting there!


Pix - Jan 26, 2007 6:20:50 am PST #2829 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Mornin'! I managed to pop the lens (AGAIN) out of my oh-so-annoying new glasses at some point last night without noticing, and I couldn't find the lens this morning when I discovered it missing. I was late to work because I had to scour the house in order to find the old glasses so I see to drive. @@ at myself. Luckily I didn't have a first period class. Even though the frames on the old glasses are in rough shape and one lens is the wrong prescription, I'm seriously considering just wearing these. SO over the rimless glasses.

So. At school. In a remarkably good mood--no idea why. Actually, some idea: two nights of decent sleep in a row. Despite weird dreams.

SO! Meme news. I'm applying to the Bread Loaf School of English! It's a six-week per summer Masters program in English. It will take me 4-5 summers to finish the degree, but I'll get to study at all of the campuses...including OXFORD! SIX WEEKS IN OXFORD! STUDYING ENGLISH! Not that I'm excited, or anything. Send me some get-in~ma, please. I'm applying past the first deadline, so they'll have to really want me to let me start this summer. (Side note: I have a MA in Secondary Education, but I'm really excited to get another one in my actual subject area. I've always wanted an MA in English.)


Vortex - Jan 26, 2007 6:38:29 am PST #2830 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

It looks like hysterectomy is a definite possibility--have any bitches had one?

I haven’t, but I did have the surgery to have the fibroids removed, and it was really helpful. It’s a mini-csection basically. I recovered in about two weeks, but I think that was because for the first week, I did nothing I mean, a big day for me was moving from the bed to the chair to watch TV. I stayed at my mom’s house and got waited on. It was kind of nice. Until she wouldn’t let me take a shower :)

Robin, my sister was recently diagnosed with fibroids and is bombarded with options for management and treatment. It's a rough place. I hope whatever you opt to do goes as smoothly as possible.

Feel free to pass along my contact info. I’ve had a few different treatments, so I can discuss the options with her from a patient perspective.


Scrappy - Jan 26, 2007 7:07:32 am PST #2831 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Thank you everyone for the good wishes! I go get ultrasounded tomorrow and then to the doctor's in two weeks to figure out what to do, so I'll know more then.


Vortex - Jan 26, 2007 7:10:12 am PST #2832 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Watch out, the gel is cold, and they don't warm it up for you.


Aims - Jan 26, 2007 7:35:29 am PST #2833 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I'm thinking she's gonna get an internal.

t shudders


JZ - Jan 26, 2007 7:36:13 am PST #2834 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

{{{Robin}}}

My mom had a hysterectomy for fibroids many years back and, as everyone else has said, it was a rough recovery because abdominal surgery is never a picnic but the relief of having all the awful symptoms gone like that! was incredible. And I don't think her seriously girly bits were impaired afterwards. Though I'm not sure because she is, after all, my mom, which means that even though she is in fact a slightly bawdy Wife of Bathish lady who has made cheerful reference to orgasms on occasion, I haven't heard the details because I've been too busy digging my fingers in my ears and saying lalala I can't hear you you're my mom and you are NOT TELLING ME THIS.

But, yes, apparently little impairment and great relief.

Just, eegh, you poor thing. The fibroids have been making you suffer for far too long. Take 'em out and kick 'em to the curb.


§ ita § - Jan 26, 2007 7:52:23 am PST #2835 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Thanks, Vortex. I think she's given up on trying to manage them without surgery (her researching was driving my mother mad) and has been presented with two options, the less stressful of which isn't even available in Jamaica, so it's confusing for no reason.


DavidS - Jan 26, 2007 8:00:52 am PST #2836 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

that even though she is in fact a slightly bawdy Wife of Bathish lady

That is not your Mom. I don't know what Wife of Bath you've been hanging out with, but this comparison is not apt.

Erin is like the Wife of Bath. Your Mom is not bawdy, nor lewd.