As a non-watcher, I like "Close Encounters My Ass." And if the show gets picked up by another network, then we have to use the "what's it gonna take to kill you" one.
I fed off a flowerperson, and I spent the next six hours watchin' my hand move.
Spike ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Bureaucracy 1: Like Kafka, Only Funnier
A thread to discuss naming threads, board policy, new thread suggestions, and anything else that has to do with board administration and maintenance. Guaranteed to include lively debate and polls. Natter discouraged, but not deleted.
Current Stompy Feet: ita, Jon B, DXMachina, P.M. Marcontell, Liese S., amych
Michele T. - Nov 05, 2002 12:43:34 pm PST #716 of 10001
with a gleam in my eye, and an almost airtight alibi
Jesse - Nov 05, 2002 12:45:20 pm PST #717 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I'll just raise the traditional issue of not wanting "Naked girls" on our front page for all of Google to pick up.
Dana - Nov 05, 2002 12:49:00 pm PST #718 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
Welcome to Federation Starship, SS Buttcrack
Love this.
shrift - Nov 05, 2002 12:53:06 pm PST #719 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
More:
Farscape: One Mippippippi
Fetch the Comfy Chair
John Crichton Was Here
Best Barbecue This Side of a Budong
shrift - Nov 05, 2002 1:01:15 pm PST #720 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Welcome to Federation Starship, SS Buttcrack
Love this.
I'm uncommonly fond of this one, too. t g
So I'm twelve.
DXMachina - Nov 05, 2002 1:11:39 pm PST #721 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Some more quotes:
Have we sent the "Don't shoot, we're pathetic" transmission yet?
Wile E. Coyote would come up with a better plan than that!"
I hate it when villains quote Shakespeare.
How do you say 'we're screwed' in your native tongue?
My dear, I've kicked more ass than you've sat on.
Dr. Chuck Jones wrote the book on these situations.
Jon B. - Nov 05, 2002 1:14:35 pm PST #722 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
Words like "Buttcrack" and "ass" might be an issue for those whose place of employment filters out websites that use naughty words.
shrift - Nov 05, 2002 1:19:10 pm PST #723 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Could be changed to Close Encounters, My Eema!
If that doesn't sell, I'm for Fetch the Comfy Chair.
esse - Nov 05, 2002 1:21:44 pm PST #724 of 10001
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!
where are you guys finding all these great quotes?
Consuela - Nov 05, 2002 1:33:22 pm PST #725 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Oh, I do like the Comfy Chair quote.
Yay, a thread!