There was one in Look at the Princess 2 (A Kiss is But a Kiss):
When I get back...everyone...my dad, D.K., my sisters, Cameron Diaz, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, will be dead.
I'm also pro-Farscape, trying to catch up on reruns
This is not funny. This... this is a morality tale about the evils of sake.
Simon ,'Objects In Space'
Bureaucracy 1: Like Kafka, Only Funnier
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Abby - Nov 05, 2002 11:51:19 am PST #706 of 10001
Jessica - Nov 05, 2002 11:53:16 am PST #707 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
I think the other one was "[something, something, something], Buffy -- what does it take to kill you??" which might not be too tasteful for a show that was recently cancelled.
Dana - Nov 05, 2002 11:54:52 am PST #708 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
It's not exactly uplifting and quippy.
JOHN: Humans do not live as long as Sebaceans, or Hynerians, or Delvians. When I get back everybody - my dad, DK, my sisters, Cameron Diaz, Buffy the Vampire Slayer - will be dead!
Dana - Nov 05, 2002 11:56:06 am PST #709 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
As per shrift, there's another one:
John: Kryptonite, silver bullet, Buffy - what's it going to take to keep you in the grave?
Jesse - Nov 05, 2002 11:56:59 am PST #710 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
That would only be funny if it gets un-cancelled. Now it's just mean.
Jon B. - Nov 05, 2002 11:57:04 am PST #711 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
might not be too tasteful for a show that was recently cancelled.
What Jess t edit (and Jesse) t /edit said.
Dana - Nov 05, 2002 11:58:33 am PST #712 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
I'm thinking "Frell Me Dead" is also out.
Megan E. - Nov 05, 2002 12:15:53 pm PST #713 of 10001
Farscape is only airing season 3 in Canada, so there should probably be a disclaimer for viewers outside of Australia and the UK.
Holli - Nov 05, 2002 12:17:40 pm PST #714 of 10001
an overblown libretto and a sumptuous score/ could never contain the contradictions I adore
I like "Frell Me Dead"! Or "It's All About the Leather Pants."
shrift - Nov 05, 2002 12:34:48 pm PST #715 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Farscape thread names, nixing all the spoilery season 4 refs I had:
Close Encounters My Ass!
Almost Cracked "Wormholes for Dummies"
It's a Motif
Welcome to Federation Starship, SS Buttcrack
Naked Sebacean Girls and Margarita Shooters