It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Bureaucracy 1: Like Kafka, Only Funnier  

A thread to discuss naming threads, board policy, new thread suggestions, and anything else that has to do with board administration and maintenance. Guaranteed to include lively debate and polls. Natter discouraged, but not deleted.

Current Stompy Feet: ita, Jon B, DXMachina, P.M. Marcontell, Liese S., amych


Jon B. - Nov 05, 2002 1:14:35 pm PST #722 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Words like "Buttcrack" and "ass" might be an issue for those whose place of employment filters out websites that use naughty words.


shrift - Nov 05, 2002 1:19:10 pm PST #723 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Could be changed to Close Encounters, My Eema!

If that doesn't sell, I'm for Fetch the Comfy Chair.


esse - Nov 05, 2002 1:21:44 pm PST #724 of 10001
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

where are you guys finding all these great quotes?


Consuela - Nov 05, 2002 1:33:22 pm PST #725 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Oh, I do like the Comfy Chair quote.

Yay, a thread!


Jessica - Nov 05, 2002 1:38:20 pm PST #726 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Comfy Chair is good.

she says bitterly, having only seen half of season 1 so far


Jessica - Nov 05, 2002 1:41:37 pm PST #727 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I don't know how good a thread title it would be, but the Farscape Random Quote Generator keeps giving me this like it's trying to tell me something:

'Bingo! Give Brainiac a fluffy doll!'


Jessica - Nov 05, 2002 1:42:20 pm PST #728 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Just popped up:

'It's going to be more real than real. It's going to be super 3-D smell-o-vision in sensoround'


shrift - Nov 05, 2002 1:49:58 pm PST #729 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Frankly, I just remembered this season 4 quote, but it's not really spoilery:

Farscape 1: We May Need a Nerd


Jon B. - Nov 05, 2002 1:53:11 pm PST #730 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Farscape 1: Fetch the Comfy Chair

I like it.


Consuela - Nov 05, 2002 2:03:51 pm PST #731 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Love that one, too. Shrift. But I'm good for the Comfy chair.