Wild monkey love or tender Sarah McLachlan love?

Xander ,'Him'


Bureaucracy 1: Like Kafka, Only Funnier  

A thread to discuss naming threads, board policy, new thread suggestions, and anything else that has to do with board administration and maintenance. Guaranteed to include lively debate and polls. Natter discouraged, but not deleted.

Current Stompy Feet: ita, Jon B, DXMachina, P.M. Marcontell, Liese S., amych


shrift - Nov 05, 2002 1:01:15 pm PST #720 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Welcome to Federation Starship, SS Buttcrack

Love this.

I'm uncommonly fond of this one, too. t g

So I'm twelve.


DXMachina - Nov 05, 2002 1:11:39 pm PST #721 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Some more quotes:

Have we sent the "Don't shoot, we're pathetic" transmission yet?

Wile E. Coyote would come up with a better plan than that!"

I hate it when villains quote Shakespeare.

How do you say 'we're screwed' in your native tongue?

My dear, I've kicked more ass than you've sat on.

Dr. Chuck Jones wrote the book on these situations.


Jon B. - Nov 05, 2002 1:14:35 pm PST #722 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Words like "Buttcrack" and "ass" might be an issue for those whose place of employment filters out websites that use naughty words.


shrift - Nov 05, 2002 1:19:10 pm PST #723 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Could be changed to Close Encounters, My Eema!

If that doesn't sell, I'm for Fetch the Comfy Chair.


esse - Nov 05, 2002 1:21:44 pm PST #724 of 10001
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

where are you guys finding all these great quotes?


Consuela - Nov 05, 2002 1:33:22 pm PST #725 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Oh, I do like the Comfy Chair quote.

Yay, a thread!


Jessica - Nov 05, 2002 1:38:20 pm PST #726 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Comfy Chair is good.

she says bitterly, having only seen half of season 1 so far


Jessica - Nov 05, 2002 1:41:37 pm PST #727 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I don't know how good a thread title it would be, but the Farscape Random Quote Generator keeps giving me this like it's trying to tell me something:

'Bingo! Give Brainiac a fluffy doll!'


Jessica - Nov 05, 2002 1:42:20 pm PST #728 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Just popped up:

'It's going to be more real than real. It's going to be super 3-D smell-o-vision in sensoround'


shrift - Nov 05, 2002 1:49:58 pm PST #729 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Frankly, I just remembered this season 4 quote, but it's not really spoilery:

Farscape 1: We May Need a Nerd