Nothing worse than a monster who thinks he's right with God.

Mal ,'Heart Of Gold'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


hippocampus - Feb 11, 2009 2:31:01 pm PST #9981 of 10000
not your mom's socks.

Billytea in Bitches (the drive-me-crazy discussion)

Sweet zombie Jesus the Arc de Triomphe roundabout is insane. I've come to the conclusion that in Paris, pedestrian crossings are there only so the drivers know where to find you. (The horn is simply to ensure you're facing the right way for them to savour the look on your face.)

Actually, to expand that a little, in Rome it seems that the message behind honking the horn is "I am about to do something illegal and dangerous, and it would be pointless to do it without an audience." The only law anyone there seems to obey is one that (I presume) states it is illegal for one vehicle ever to be travelling behind another vehicle. In Athens, the message behind honking the horn appears to be "This car is equipped with a horn."

closely followed by Barb:

So you're saying that Roman drivers are cats?


JenP - Feb 11, 2009 6:48:58 pm PST #9982 of 10000

In Natter, mostly for Jesse's definitive stance at the end:

Sophia Brooks: If you were asked to name the "traditional Valentine's Day colors", what would they be? (settling an argument...)

Dana: Red and white? Maybe pink?

brenda m: Um, red and...red?

Kat: Valentine's colors = red and pink.

Sophia Brooks: Ok, you guys are restoring my faith in humanity. Two people at work were insisting that red and black were the traditional colors. Like red and green are for Christmas. I said red and pink. I mean a little black wouldn't be out of place on a card, or a tuxedo or something, but it isn't even a color!

Dana: BLACK? Like, the color of doom and death?

Sophia Brooks: Yes- they said if they were giving a loved one a Valentine's card it would be black with red writing, or red roses with a black ribbon. Which might be nice for some, but I wouldn't call it tradition. They said red and black were sexy colors like you would wear for a tango!

Jesse: Valentine's Day is not about the sexy tango. I mean, it could be, of course, depending on how you roll, but that is not the tradition.


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 12, 2009 7:17:17 am PST #9983 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

In Natter 63:

Tommyrot: Pa. judges accused of jailing kids for cash

Strega: In the right circumstances, I might not object to giving kids AK-47s.


Ailleann - Feb 16, 2009 3:07:54 am PST #9984 of 10000
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Theo in Natter:

Just relax and let the implausibilities nibble at the dead skin on your toes!


Typo Boy - Feb 16, 2009 12:32:24 pm PST #9985 of 10000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Strega in Movies 6:
...titles like "Se7en" and "Thir13en Ghosts" and "Numb3rs" are just 5tup1d.


JenP - Feb 16, 2009 4:08:53 pm PST #9986 of 10000

I felt the need to record this for posterity.

In Lightbulbs, obviously. Cheers, Mala!

***

Wolfram: An idea that everybody can agree with? Clearly, you all forgot how this thread is supposed to work. After all, I came here for an argument.

Seriously, Jossverse thread is a great idea. Well done, Mala.

PixKristin: I don't know--first post makes B'craxy and Lightbulbs amenable and happy? That's a pretty high standard you've set for yourself there, Mala! Welcome!

Ailleann:

After all, I came here for an argument.

This is Abuse.

Allyson: Um, you all suck and your suggestions offend me and may possibly be sexist and/or racist in nature.

Stop shoving me in a locker.

Gang of sixteen.

Yadda yadda yadda.

And I'm leaving the board forever.

There. Now it's a proper lightbulbs thread.

Liese S: Hee. Whew, I feel better now.

Can't be having with this cooperation and consensus and stuff.

Omnis_audis: Wow. Peace in lightbulbs? What's next? A two state deal that pacifies the middle east, and convinces Iran that solar & wind power is better that nuclear? I wonder if Mala is Pres Obama.

le nubian: Got Hope?

Aims: t adds tick mark next to things accomplished by the Obama Administration

amych: See, I knew that Obama guy was one of us.

omnis_audis: LOL, oh no! What I have I started. Mala, forgive me if you are female, or Non-Democratic Party person, and hate being compared to Obama.

My luck this will scare Mala into lurking forever.

Mala: Ha! I am neither Obama, nor offended by being compared to him.

Thank you all for the gracious welcome.

Trudy Booth: That really is just what Obama would say...

Steph L: We won't really know until we meet "Mala" face to face.

(F2F in the WHITE HOUSE!!!!)

omnis_audis: I got dibs on the Lincoln Room!!!


Steph L. - Feb 18, 2009 5:30:48 am PST #9987 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

In Movies --

Raq: Oh, now I have to have a Watchmen release party.

tommyrot: It could be a costume party, except then you'd have to worry about someone showing up naked with their skin dyed blue....

Jessica: worry?

Matt the Bruins fan: Well, what are the odds that anyone inclined to do so will look like Billy Crudup?

bonny fides: Ah. The essential ComicCon flaw.


Fred Pete - Feb 18, 2009 5:39:21 am PST #9988 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.

Aims, from Spike's Bitches:

we're the ok toys, everyone else not us is misfit.


Toddson - Feb 18, 2009 7:33:36 am PST #9989 of 10000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

From Natter, Ginger sets it up and Calli finishes:

We really should come up with a snack food called "wintry mix."

One part Godiva white chocolate liquor to two parts vodka, over ice (of course). It tastes innocuous and even sweet. Then your legs go out from under you.


omnis_audis - Feb 18, 2009 4:15:49 pm PST #9990 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

WindSparrow in Bitches

It is so very wrong to shine the laser pointer on one cat's tail in full view of the other cat. And yet, I can't stop myself. I am evil.