Wesley: All right. I'm going to let you all in on something you may have trouble comprehending. I assure you however-- Gunn: Vampires are real. Wesley: I was telling!

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Fred Pete - Feb 18, 2009 5:39:21 am PST #9988 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.

Aims, from Spike's Bitches:

we're the ok toys, everyone else not us is misfit.


Toddson - Feb 18, 2009 7:33:36 am PST #9989 of 10000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

From Natter, Ginger sets it up and Calli finishes:

We really should come up with a snack food called "wintry mix."

One part Godiva white chocolate liquor to two parts vodka, over ice (of course). It tastes innocuous and even sweet. Then your legs go out from under you.


omnis_audis - Feb 18, 2009 4:15:49 pm PST #9990 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

WindSparrow in Bitches

It is so very wrong to shine the laser pointer on one cat's tail in full view of the other cat. And yet, I can't stop myself. I am evil.


Frankenbuddha - Feb 18, 2009 4:20:29 pm PST #9991 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

To the last post - AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

and yes, I am trying to kill this thread.


omnis_audis - Feb 18, 2009 5:00:34 pm PST #9992 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Frankenbuddha in COMM

To the last post - AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

and yes, I am trying to kill this thread.

(just trying to help you out, and it was funny)


WindSparrow - Feb 18, 2009 5:14:33 pm PST #9993 of 10000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Quick, somebody say something that is actually funny.


Frankenbuddha - Feb 18, 2009 5:30:27 pm PST #9994 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Quick, somebody say something that is actually funny

As opposed to theoretically funny?


billytea - Feb 18, 2009 5:38:31 pm PST #9995 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Quick, somebody say something that is actually funny.

Um. My milkshake
a) brings all the boys to the yard.
b) brings all the Draco Malfoys to the yard.
c) brings Siegfried and Roy to the yard.
d) causes debilitating bouts of lactose intolerance.


Frankenbuddha - Feb 18, 2009 6:35:35 pm PST #9996 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

e) swirls the wrong way


billytea - Feb 18, 2009 6:39:06 pm PST #9997 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I had no idea you took such a personal interest in my milkshake.