Lorne: Snakes? Uh-huh. And they came out of your what? Okay. Okay, well, did they get up there themselves or is this part of a, you know, a thing? No, I'm not judging...Do we fight snakes? Angel: Only if they're giant. Or demons. Or giant demons. Are they giant demon snakes? Lorne: Well, unless this guy's 30 feet tall, I'm thinking they're of the garden variety.

'Lineage'


Coffee On My Monitor  

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Typo Boy - Feb 16, 2009 12:32:24 pm PST #9985 of 10000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Strega in Movies 6:
...titles like "Se7en" and "Thir13en Ghosts" and "Numb3rs" are just 5tup1d.


JenP - Feb 16, 2009 4:08:53 pm PST #9986 of 10000

I felt the need to record this for posterity.

In Lightbulbs, obviously. Cheers, Mala!

***

Wolfram: An idea that everybody can agree with? Clearly, you all forgot how this thread is supposed to work. After all, I came here for an argument.

Seriously, Jossverse thread is a great idea. Well done, Mala.

PixKristin: I don't know--first post makes B'craxy and Lightbulbs amenable and happy? That's a pretty high standard you've set for yourself there, Mala! Welcome!

Ailleann:

After all, I came here for an argument.

This is Abuse.

Allyson: Um, you all suck and your suggestions offend me and may possibly be sexist and/or racist in nature.

Stop shoving me in a locker.

Gang of sixteen.

Yadda yadda yadda.

And I'm leaving the board forever.

There. Now it's a proper lightbulbs thread.

Liese S: Hee. Whew, I feel better now.

Can't be having with this cooperation and consensus and stuff.

Omnis_audis: Wow. Peace in lightbulbs? What's next? A two state deal that pacifies the middle east, and convinces Iran that solar & wind power is better that nuclear? I wonder if Mala is Pres Obama.

le nubian: Got Hope?

Aims: t adds tick mark next to things accomplished by the Obama Administration

amych: See, I knew that Obama guy was one of us.

omnis_audis: LOL, oh no! What I have I started. Mala, forgive me if you are female, or Non-Democratic Party person, and hate being compared to Obama.

My luck this will scare Mala into lurking forever.

Mala: Ha! I am neither Obama, nor offended by being compared to him.

Thank you all for the gracious welcome.

Trudy Booth: That really is just what Obama would say...

Steph L: We won't really know until we meet "Mala" face to face.

(F2F in the WHITE HOUSE!!!!)

omnis_audis: I got dibs on the Lincoln Room!!!


Steph L. - Feb 18, 2009 5:30:48 am PST #9987 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

In Movies --

Raq: Oh, now I have to have a Watchmen release party.

tommyrot: It could be a costume party, except then you'd have to worry about someone showing up naked with their skin dyed blue....

Jessica: worry?

Matt the Bruins fan: Well, what are the odds that anyone inclined to do so will look like Billy Crudup?

bonny fides: Ah. The essential ComicCon flaw.


Fred Pete - Feb 18, 2009 5:39:21 am PST #9988 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.

Aims, from Spike's Bitches:

we're the ok toys, everyone else not us is misfit.


Toddson - Feb 18, 2009 7:33:36 am PST #9989 of 10000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

From Natter, Ginger sets it up and Calli finishes:

We really should come up with a snack food called "wintry mix."

One part Godiva white chocolate liquor to two parts vodka, over ice (of course). It tastes innocuous and even sweet. Then your legs go out from under you.


omnis_audis - Feb 18, 2009 4:15:49 pm PST #9990 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

WindSparrow in Bitches

It is so very wrong to shine the laser pointer on one cat's tail in full view of the other cat. And yet, I can't stop myself. I am evil.


Frankenbuddha - Feb 18, 2009 4:20:29 pm PST #9991 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

To the last post - AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

and yes, I am trying to kill this thread.


omnis_audis - Feb 18, 2009 5:00:34 pm PST #9992 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Frankenbuddha in COMM

To the last post - AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

and yes, I am trying to kill this thread.

(just trying to help you out, and it was funny)


WindSparrow - Feb 18, 2009 5:14:33 pm PST #9993 of 10000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Quick, somebody say something that is actually funny.


Frankenbuddha - Feb 18, 2009 5:30:27 pm PST #9994 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Quick, somebody say something that is actually funny

As opposed to theoretically funny?