If you're going to quote all of MM's brilliance, we'll be finishing off this thread today.
Sweet lumpy minion, you're the only one that understands. Probably 'cause I haven't sucked the brain out of you yet.
Glory ,'Potential'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Connie Neil - Jan 21, 2009 6:23:25 am PST #9971 of 10000
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Pix - Jan 21, 2009 9:28:21 am PST #9972 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
I'm certainly not planning to quote all of it, but he and Liese made me snort a second ago in Natter:
Liese S.
What's funny about the technology generation is that with all the incessant coverage of the campaign and festivities for the past years, I kinda expect an Obamacam, where I can put him in the corner of my browser window and, you know, watch democracy happen. Like puppycam, but with leadership.
Miracleman:
"What's he doing? Is he dead?"
"He's just sleeping."
"Awww...what a cute widdle weader of the fwee wowld. Yes, he is. Yes, he *is*."
"I think you mean 'Yes, we can.'"
Frankenbuddha - Jan 21, 2009 9:45:34 am PST #9973 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
And the MM hits just keep on coming:
Bush: They gave me candy!
Photographer: Was that all right?
Cheney: Oh, yeah. He'll run around like a maniac for a half hour or so, then crash for three or four hours. It's nice really, it means I'll get some work done.
WindSparrow - Jan 21, 2009 9:47:09 am PST #9974 of 10000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
MM trifecta. In Bitches, I think Cass is the one quoted here, but it was Fay's pirate mug that started it.
pirate mug...
"...okay, face left."
"Arr."
- flash* "Face right."
"arr."
- flash* "Straight ahead."
"ar."
- flash* "Now just step over here and we'll get your hookprints."
Trudy Booth - Jan 22, 2009 5:34:37 am PST #9975 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Sean K: The show I'm working on has the band onstage on a moving platform. I now hate moving onstage band platforms.
Fred Pete - Jan 22, 2009 7:36:29 am PST #9976 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.
Catching up in Natter -- I'm surprised this bit from Miracleman about moving day at the White House hasn't been COMMed sooner:
Bush: You should've gotten more exercise, like me. I cleared brush!
Cheney: I was kinda busy UNDERMINING DEMOCRACY FOR PROFIT, you buffoon!
Bush: I am not a monkey!
Trudy Booth - Jan 24, 2009 8:43:58 am PST #9977 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Steph L.: Having just cleaned the kitchen, here is what I think about President Obama:
He is the human version of a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
(Yes, the Magic Eraser is magic. It just cleaned the foulest stovetop ever to be seen in a kitchen. And I include frat houses.)
Also, when I picked up my comics today, my comic-book guy told me he had a dream that Obama changed his (comic-book guy's) car's transmission fluid. We agreed that he may well fix the world in his first 100 days and then spend the rest of his term traveling around the country doing odd jobs for people.
"Is that a couch you're moving? Let me grab the end!"
"Cleaning your gutters? I have a ladder!"
"Need a fourth for euchre? I *never* trump my partner's ace!"
Miracleman - Feb 03, 2009 4:21:43 am PST #9978 of 10000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Tom Scola
It AMAZES me how Cake Wrecks is able to keep coming up with material for their site: [link]
Jesse
Have you met people?
Topic!Cindy - Feb 08, 2009 3:21:15 am PST #9979 of 10000
What is even happening?
From Boxed set about BSG (not really a spoiler, unless you read between the lines).
Corwood Industries: I predict that Tyrol will spend the next six episodes down in the FTL chamber frantically radioing Adama that he can't possibly provide him more power because it's tearing the ship apart. Also, he will discover that his model of Cylon has always spoken with a thick Scottish brogue.
Trudy Booth - Feb 09, 2009 5:06:01 pm PST #9980 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
brenda: Oh my god, I'm seriously having an Obamagasm here. Calling people on their bullshit. Correcting the record when questions come packaged with faulty assumptions. I never knew it could be like this!