Context is totally overrated:
Gudanov in Natter:
Unicorns, wrong for your butt, wrong for America.
Well, it's just good to know that when the chips are down and things look grim you'll feed off the girl who loves you to save your own ass!
Xander ,'Chosen'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Kat - Nov 04, 2008 6:49:54 am PST #9906 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
WindSparrow - Nov 04, 2008 9:41:04 am PST #9907 of 10000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
In Bitches. It started out talking about Windows Vista.
omnis audis:
Plug n play my ass!
Cashmere:
Where's Super Porny Pants when you need her?
Trudy Booth:
Super Porny Pants was VOTING!
Some things, occaaaaaaasionally, are even more important than porn.
Calli - Nov 04, 2008 2:17:28 pm PST #9908 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
In Natter:
DavidS: The only reason to reach across the aisle right now is to slap Joe Lieberman in the back of the head. Repeatedly.
SailAweigh - Nov 04, 2008 7:48:03 pm PST #9909 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
In Natter:
shrift
I'm almost afraid to go to sleep tonight. What if I wake up to find Bobby in the shower?
Pete, HusbandofJilli:
The answer, surely Shrift, would be to enjoy yourself.
edited for premature COMM posting. One really should wait for the reaction of the peanut gallery.
Sue - Nov 05, 2008 8:59:08 am PST #9910 of 10000
hip deep in pie
Context, schmontext. Erin in Natter:
MY SPARKLY UNICORN DELIVERED IT TO ME AFTER THE GLITTER FAIRIES MADE IT WHILE SINGING AND NOW I'M GOING TO TAKE A SHOWER WITH MY MAGIC OTTERS!
WindSparrow - Nov 10, 2008 6:59:19 pm PST #9911 of 10000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
In Bitches:
erikaj:
And my dad said nobody likes a smartass.
Cashmere:
He's obviously never met any of us.
Burrell - Nov 10, 2008 7:30:34 pm PST #9912 of 10000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
tommyrot:
I think one day, God said to Himself, "You know, I don't think people appreciate cats enough. I think I'll have Al Gore invent the Internet."
Trudy Booth - Nov 13, 2008 6:02:02 am PST #9913 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Windsparrow: You don't get to say the shit you said during the campaign, then turn around and say this tripe, and have anyone ever believe a word that comes out of your mouth. Ever. Go on, tell me the sky is blue. Let me demonstrate my faith in you by deliberately walking to a window to see for myself.
Jessica - Nov 14, 2008 3:47:59 am PST #9914 of 10000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Fay, Literariliy:
...oh, sweet Jesus. It has just occured to me that Moby Dick/Free Willy crossover fanfic might be out there somewhere.
Also? What IS with naming fictional whales after the penis? Really? Hello, subtlety?
I mean, honestly, Shamu and all these names at Sea World - are these just stage names? Are they really called things like John Thomas, Woody, Ivor Biggun, Trouser Snake, Pork Sausage, Truncheon Of Love and Really Enormous Penis?
...and suddenly I'm imagining the voiceover person warning the front 15 rows that they might want to move, because Really Enormous Penis is going to soak them all.
Trudy Booth - Nov 14, 2008 11:40:17 am PST #9915 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
shrift: I'm a hater harshing your rubbernecking squee, oh yeah.
juliana: Soon to be the next hit single from Fall Out Boy.