'Just Rewards (2)'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
In Natter:
shrift
I'm almost afraid to go to sleep tonight. What if I wake up to find Bobby in the shower?
Pete, HusbandofJilli:
The answer, surely Shrift, would be to enjoy yourself.
edited for premature COMM posting. One really should wait for the reaction of the peanut gallery.
Context, schmontext. Erin in Natter:
MY SPARKLY UNICORN DELIVERED IT TO ME AFTER THE GLITTER FAIRIES MADE IT WHILE SINGING AND NOW I'M GOING TO TAKE A SHOWER WITH MY MAGIC OTTERS!
In Bitches:
erikaj:
And my dad said nobody likes a smartass.
Cashmere:
He's obviously never met any of us.
tommyrot:
I think one day, God said to Himself, "You know, I don't think people appreciate cats enough. I think I'll have Al Gore invent the Internet."
Windsparrow: You don't get to say the shit you said during the campaign, then turn around and say this tripe, and have anyone ever believe a word that comes out of your mouth. Ever. Go on, tell me the sky is blue. Let me demonstrate my faith in you by deliberately walking to a window to see for myself.
Fay, Literariliy:
...oh, sweet Jesus. It has just occured to me that Moby Dick/Free Willy crossover fanfic might be out there somewhere.
Also? What IS with naming fictional whales after the penis? Really? Hello, subtlety?
I mean, honestly, Shamu and all these names at Sea World - are these just stage names? Are they really called things like John Thomas, Woody, Ivor Biggun, Trouser Snake, Pork Sausage, Truncheon Of Love and Really Enormous Penis?
...and suddenly I'm imagining the voiceover person warning the front 15 rows that they might want to move, because Really Enormous Penis is going to soak them all.
shrift: I'm a hater harshing your rubbernecking squee, oh yeah.
juliana: Soon to be the next hit single from Fall Out Boy.
Vortex: Why does everyone on freecycle type like 13 year olds? A depressing lack of punctuation, grammar and capitalization.
Polter-Cow: They already gave those away.
In Supernatural, though not about Supernatural (a.k.a., not a spoiler):
le nubian: I was completely grossed out by this too, but it was more that he was dirty than the fact he was dead. I just couldn't imagine having sex with someone who was covered in dirt. That just gives me the ick. I cannot believe I prioritize that over "being alive."
In Natter, filed under "context? Say what?":
tommyrot: I feel like I've been locked in a closet with an epileptic giraffe....