Context, schmontext. Erin in Natter:
MY SPARKLY UNICORN DELIVERED IT TO ME AFTER THE GLITTER FAIRIES MADE IT WHILE SINGING AND NOW I'M GOING TO TAKE A SHOWER WITH MY MAGIC OTTERS!
Jayne: Anybody remember her comin' at me with a butcher's knife? Wash: Wacky fun.
'Objects In Space'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Sue - Nov 05, 2008 8:59:08 am PST #9910 of 10000
hip deep in pie
WindSparrow - Nov 10, 2008 6:59:19 pm PST #9911 of 10000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
In Bitches:
erikaj:
And my dad said nobody likes a smartass.
Cashmere:
He's obviously never met any of us.
Burrell - Nov 10, 2008 7:30:34 pm PST #9912 of 10000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
tommyrot:
I think one day, God said to Himself, "You know, I don't think people appreciate cats enough. I think I'll have Al Gore invent the Internet."
Trudy Booth - Nov 13, 2008 6:02:02 am PST #9913 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Windsparrow: You don't get to say the shit you said during the campaign, then turn around and say this tripe, and have anyone ever believe a word that comes out of your mouth. Ever. Go on, tell me the sky is blue. Let me demonstrate my faith in you by deliberately walking to a window to see for myself.
Jessica - Nov 14, 2008 3:47:59 am PST #9914 of 10000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Fay, Literariliy:
...oh, sweet Jesus. It has just occured to me that Moby Dick/Free Willy crossover fanfic might be out there somewhere.
Also? What IS with naming fictional whales after the penis? Really? Hello, subtlety?
I mean, honestly, Shamu and all these names at Sea World - are these just stage names? Are they really called things like John Thomas, Woody, Ivor Biggun, Trouser Snake, Pork Sausage, Truncheon Of Love and Really Enormous Penis?
...and suddenly I'm imagining the voiceover person warning the front 15 rows that they might want to move, because Really Enormous Penis is going to soak them all.
Trudy Booth - Nov 14, 2008 11:40:17 am PST #9915 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
shrift: I'm a hater harshing your rubbernecking squee, oh yeah.
juliana: Soon to be the next hit single from Fall Out Boy.
Trudy Booth - Nov 14, 2008 4:28:39 pm PST #9916 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Vortex: Why does everyone on freecycle type like 13 year olds? A depressing lack of punctuation, grammar and capitalization.
Polter-Cow: They already gave those away.
JenP - Nov 15, 2008 6:31:08 pm PST #9917 of 10000
In Supernatural, though not about Supernatural (a.k.a., not a spoiler):
le nubian: I was completely grossed out by this too, but it was more that he was dirty than the fact he was dead. I just couldn't imagine having sex with someone who was covered in dirt. That just gives me the ick. I cannot believe I prioritize that over "being alive."
Shir - Nov 16, 2008 12:47:19 am PST #9918 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
In Natter, filed under "context? Say what?":
tommyrot: I feel like I've been locked in a closet with an epileptic giraffe....
Trudy Booth - Nov 17, 2008 5:22:35 am PST #9919 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Erin: I'm trying to squeeze in an appointment tomorrow morning so no one at my new job sees me with unemployment brows.