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From Natter:
Gudanov: I'm guessing the Obama show will be a musical presentation of his policy points with Neil Patrick Harris playing the part of Biden since Joe sometimes has trouble staying on the script.
Jesse: That would make me SO HAPPY.
amych: Jesse, I KNOW?
Gudanov: Also it would put the election in. the. bag. IJS
JZ:
That would make me SO HAPPY.
Especially if NPH did magic tricks!
Gudanov: That would be the part of the show where the deficit comes up.
erikaj in Natter:
Honestly, "Breaking Dawn" is so disgusting, I wouldn't give it to Ann Coulter to read.
In Natter:
amych: I am, apparently, in election technology fandom. And nobody's writing good fic.
Sparky1: There will be young children in the workplace today looking for candy handouts. Little do they know, we adults have been eating all the good stuff all week...
brenda m: I think I could get through fucking anything with sufficient cheese, chocolate, and liquor.
DavidS on traveling with children:
It's like three hours of jazz hands topped with a diaper change in a broom closet.
Long ago in Natter:
Burrell - Sigh. I have to share this: One of my students just wrote that Ridley Scott was knighted by Queen Victoria.
sigh.
It's going to be a long day.
Barb - Oh... dear.
::hands Burrell something soothing::
msbelle - Back from the grave and better than ever, it is that wild and crazy Queen, she's always up for something - Queen Victoria!
WindSparrow in Bitches:
At one of the group homes, on Tuesday, bosslady sent me to the store to get some Hallowe'en candy. When I asked her how much she thought I should get, she said, "More than you think you need. Get the good stuff like Snickers and Kit Kat. And then get some cheap crap to give the kids." That is the spirit of Hallowe'en.
DavidS and Jesse in Natter:
DavidS: Now, if you'd read my book you'd know that was a song written by a gay, alcoholic dwarf for a dim and lumpy rentboy.
Jesse: Isn't that where all the best love songs come from?
In Natter:
Jesse:
My boyfriend [Sean Quinn] does the Starbucks:Wal-Mart ratio when he's looking at states for tendencies.
amych:
I love this. Especially when he got to Vermont, which went something like "Vermont doesn't actually have a Wal-Mart. And they only have like two Starbucks. This should not be considered a valid sample."
askye:
Actually Vermont does have a Wal Mart, but I don't think there are very many
Gudanov:
Close call then, if they didn't have any then we'd have division by zero making Vermont a singularity in the fabric of American politics. It could suck all of New England down into a hole of liberal elitism that not even the photons of right wing radio could escape.