Oz ,'Storyteller'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
WindSparrow in Bitches:
At one of the group homes, on Tuesday, bosslady sent me to the store to get some Hallowe'en candy. When I asked her how much she thought I should get, she said, "More than you think you need. Get the good stuff like Snickers and Kit Kat. And then get some cheap crap to give the kids." That is the spirit of Hallowe'en.
DavidS and Jesse in Natter:
DavidS: Now, if you'd read my book you'd know that was a song written by a gay, alcoholic dwarf for a dim and lumpy rentboy.
Jesse: Isn't that where all the best love songs come from?
In Natter:
Jesse:
My boyfriend [Sean Quinn] does the Starbucks:Wal-Mart ratio when he's looking at states for tendencies.
amych:
I love this. Especially when he got to Vermont, which went something like "Vermont doesn't actually have a Wal-Mart. And they only have like two Starbucks. This should not be considered a valid sample."
askye:
Actually Vermont does have a Wal Mart, but I don't think there are very many
Gudanov:
Close call then, if they didn't have any then we'd have division by zero making Vermont a singularity in the fabric of American politics. It could suck all of New England down into a hole of liberal elitism that not even the photons of right wing radio could escape.
Context is totally overrated:
Gudanov in Natter:
Unicorns, wrong for your butt, wrong for America.
In Bitches. It started out talking about Windows Vista.
omnis audis:
Plug n play my ass!
Cashmere:
Where's Super Porny Pants when you need her?
Trudy Booth:
Super Porny Pants was VOTING!
Some things, occaaaaaaasionally, are even more important than porn.
In Natter:
DavidS: The only reason to reach across the aisle right now is to slap Joe Lieberman in the back of the head. Repeatedly.
In Natter:
shrift
I'm almost afraid to go to sleep tonight. What if I wake up to find Bobby in the shower?
Pete, HusbandofJilli:
The answer, surely Shrift, would be to enjoy yourself.
edited for premature COMM posting. One really should wait for the reaction of the peanut gallery.
Context, schmontext. Erin in Natter:
MY SPARKLY UNICORN DELIVERED IT TO ME AFTER THE GLITTER FAIRIES MADE IT WHILE SINGING AND NOW I'M GOING TO TAKE A SHOWER WITH MY MAGIC OTTERS!
In Bitches:
erikaj:
And my dad said nobody likes a smartass.
Cashmere:
He's obviously never met any of us.
tommyrot:
I think one day, God said to Himself, "You know, I don't think people appreciate cats enough. I think I'll have Al Gore invent the Internet."