DavidS on traveling with children:
It's like three hours of jazz hands topped with a diaper change in a broom closet.
Mal: If anyone gets nosy, just, you know... shoot 'em. Zoe: Shoot 'em? Mal: Politely.
'Serenity'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Toddson - Oct 31, 2008 8:41:17 am PDT #9901 of 10000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Laga - Oct 31, 2008 8:20:05 pm PDT #9902 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Long ago in Natter:
Burrell - Sigh. I have to share this: One of my students just wrote that Ridley Scott was knighted by Queen Victoria.
sigh.
It's going to be a long day.
Barb - Oh... dear.
::hands Burrell something soothing::
msbelle - Back from the grave and better than ever, it is that wild and crazy Queen, she's always up for something - Queen Victoria!
omnis_audis - Nov 01, 2008 11:03:07 am PDT #9903 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
WindSparrow in Bitches:
At one of the group homes, on Tuesday, bosslady sent me to the store to get some Hallowe'en candy. When I asked her how much she thought I should get, she said, "More than you think you need. Get the good stuff like Snickers and Kit Kat. And then get some cheap crap to give the kids." That is the spirit of Hallowe'en.
Shir - Nov 03, 2008 3:04:24 am PST #9904 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
DavidS and Jesse in Natter:
DavidS: Now, if you'd read my book you'd know that was a song written by a gay, alcoholic dwarf for a dim and lumpy rentboy.
Jesse: Isn't that where all the best love songs come from?
SailAweigh - Nov 04, 2008 4:42:39 am PST #9905 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
In Natter:
Jesse:
My boyfriend [Sean Quinn] does the Starbucks:Wal-Mart ratio when he's looking at states for tendencies.
amych:
I love this. Especially when he got to Vermont, which went something like "Vermont doesn't actually have a Wal-Mart. And they only have like two Starbucks. This should not be considered a valid sample."
askye:
Actually Vermont does have a Wal Mart, but I don't think there are very many
Gudanov:
Close call then, if they didn't have any then we'd have division by zero making Vermont a singularity in the fabric of American politics. It could suck all of New England down into a hole of liberal elitism that not even the photons of right wing radio could escape.
Kat - Nov 04, 2008 6:49:54 am PST #9906 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Context is totally overrated:
Gudanov in Natter:
Unicorns, wrong for your butt, wrong for America.
WindSparrow - Nov 04, 2008 9:41:04 am PST #9907 of 10000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
In Bitches. It started out talking about Windows Vista.
omnis audis:
Plug n play my ass!
Cashmere:
Where's Super Porny Pants when you need her?
Trudy Booth:
Super Porny Pants was VOTING!
Some things, occaaaaaaasionally, are even more important than porn.
Calli - Nov 04, 2008 2:17:28 pm PST #9908 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
In Natter:
DavidS: The only reason to reach across the aisle right now is to slap Joe Lieberman in the back of the head. Repeatedly.
SailAweigh - Nov 04, 2008 7:48:03 pm PST #9909 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
In Natter:
shrift
I'm almost afraid to go to sleep tonight. What if I wake up to find Bobby in the shower?
Pete, HusbandofJilli:
The answer, surely Shrift, would be to enjoy yourself.
edited for premature COMM posting. One really should wait for the reaction of the peanut gallery.
Sue - Nov 05, 2008 8:59:08 am PST #9910 of 10000
hip deep in pie
Context, schmontext. Erin in Natter:
MY SPARKLY UNICORN DELIVERED IT TO ME AFTER THE GLITTER FAIRIES MADE IT WHILE SINGING AND NOW I'M GOING TO TAKE A SHOWER WITH MY MAGIC OTTERS!