Can I sign up some people for that program? Stat?
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PMM:The ice cream and handcuffs have nothing to do with kink!
Just comfort.
askyle: I don't know, I think it's kinda kinky to handcuff your ice cream.
John H, on bad plot suggestions:
What's the opposite of "from your lips to Joss' ear"? From your lips to a lead-lined, heavily sealed box buried in a concrete bunker in antarctica. And not a stylish part of antarctica that Joss might one day go to. A boring part with lots of annoying tourists and a casino with nightly performances by *NSync.
Sorry to natter, but when I was a teenager I often wished I had a Gay Big Brother. Of course, I would have wanted to have sex with him, which complicates matters a bit.
Liese S. - And, ooh, Emily, I insent you a little ways back, after rudely ignoring your email for a ridiculous amount of time.
Emily - Oh, I know you did -- something about not realizing I wasn't porn, wasn't it? I understand. Many people mistake me for porn. And real estate offers. Must be my vast tracts of land.
Emily funny:
Jen - Really? Wow, I thought Catholics were in the vast minority. Maybe that's just in the US. I know that my family made it sound like we were the freaks of the town because we were Catholic and everyone else was Protestant.
Apropos of, well, not that: is it hard to learn how to snorkel? If I want to snorkel on my upcoming vacation, and it'll be the first time I've ever done it, would it be wise to try to get a lesson or something?
Emily - Jen, I think it varies widely by country and religious history. Isn't Catholicism the majority religion in Mexico, for example?
Jen - At first read, I thought you were talking about learning how to snorkel.
Emily - Well, there is some debate over whether the snorkel is just a medium for transmitting oxygen or actually becomes the oxygen itself.
I'm on the train to damnation...
My gaydar is practically non-existent. I'm almost always surprised when I find out someone is gay. This turned out to be especially embarassing when I was coaching a women's soccer team. Turns out some of my players were lesbians. Go figure.
DXM in natter.
This Gaydar talk is comedy gold.
