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Strix - Jul 09, 2008 3:50:24 pm PDT #9793 of 10000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

BWAHHAHAHA! Heh.

In Bitches:

Vortex - Teacher type buffista people: What's the phrase for when a group of teachers who teach the same students get together to try to harmonize their lesson plans so that compatible concepts are reinforced through different subjects? It has a name, I can't remember it.

Trudy Booth - "bar crawl"

DCJensen - Jul 13, 2008 4:51:53 pm PDT #9794 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.

sj, in Movies, because it had to be said:

I forget that everyone isn't us.

Vortex - Jul 14, 2008 8:16:42 pm PDT #9795 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Ginger:

I am also not voting for the Public Service Commission candidate who talks about "roving blackouts." It's "rolling blackouts," moron. The blackouts do not stroll about like minstrels.

Trudy Booth - Jul 15, 2008 9:06:04 pm PDT #9796 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Theodosia: What's Quebecois for wetback?

Trudy Booth - Jul 15, 2008 9:50:20 pm PDT #9797 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Cass: The traffic gods give with one hand and annoy the hell out of me with the other.

hippocampus - Jul 16, 2008 7:30:07 am PDT #9798 of 10000
not your mom's socks.

in tech, to answer a craxy-stupid question about voice recognition and transcription.

tommyrot: You know, dogs can recognize about 200 different words. So if you assume that there are 10,000 commonly used words, and that most words used fall in this 10,000, you could get 50 dogs and train each to recognize 200 words. Then you'd need some sort of 200-key doggie keyboard for each dog....

Burrell - Jul 16, 2008 1:23:14 pm PDT #9799 of 10000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I love tommyrot's analysis of the communion wafer: Well, they paid less than a penny. But then they added value by turning it into Jesus.

Trudy Booth - Jul 23, 2008 9:21:15 pm PDT #9800 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

amych: Does one do the De-FENSE chant for dissertations?

smonster - Jul 24, 2008 6:13:51 am PDT #9801 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Fun with nicknames and knowledge, in Bitches.

billytea: I didn't really have a proper nickname at school, yet I now have two at work: "Sneakers" and "Willipedia".

connie neil: "Willipedia?"
"You bet he will!"

billytea: Rarely has a shot been so rim.

connie neil: I'm the Ed McMahon of Bitches.

Trudy Booth: How many legs does a Willipede have?

billytea: Dare I suggest that you look it up? (Correct answer: a willion.)

Trudy Booth: I'm just grateful its the pedes we're counting and not the willys.

Typo Boy: At that end there can be only one.

billytea: Not according to the marsupial family.

amych - Jul 24, 2008 9:41:40 am PDT #9802 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

From (where else?) bitches:

Aims - I need help. I have to give an abstinence-only = boo, comprehensive sex ed = YAY! speech tonight and I have NO VISUAL AID. What should I use?

Vortex - Em.

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