From (where else?) bitches:
Aims - I need help. I have to give an abstinence-only = boo, comprehensive sex ed = YAY! speech tonight and I have NO VISUAL AID. What should I use?
Vortex - Em.
Jayne: 'Cause I don't know these folks. Don't much care to. Mal: They're whores. Jayne: I'm in.
'Heart Of Gold'
Coffee On My Monitor
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amych - Jul 24, 2008 9:41:40 am PDT #9802 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
WindSparrow - Jul 24, 2008 7:37:04 pm PDT #9803 of 10000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
NoiseDesign, in Bitches.
It's hard to give a man a reach around from 151 miles away.
smonster - Aug 01, 2008 8:58:34 am PDT #9804 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Aim's classmate:
Learn the language. At least learn key phrases so that you can get help if you need it. I had trouble the first time I went to Europe because I didn't speak any French or British.
Fay responds:
On behalf of the people of Europe (and I venture to suspect that the people of Asia, Africa, Australasia and the Middle East will join us on this one), I have a message for your acquaintance: "Stay home. No, really."
(Could you translate it into American for her?)
Miracleman:
Sure.
"American Idol is on."
Kathy A - Aug 04, 2008 7:36:44 am PDT #9805 of 10000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Typo Boy sets it up, and Billytea knocks it out:
If I could take a ferry to Ikea I would even if all I bought once I got there was Swedish meatballs.
Sure, it sounds romantic, but then you discover you have to assemble the ferry yourself.
Trudy Booth - Aug 05, 2008 2:23:55 pm PDT #9806 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
erkikaj: They outsourced Magical Cripples to India, JZ. Not my fault. Maybe it's NAFTA. They're sweeter, but sort of hard to understand on the phone.
Ailleann - Aug 07, 2008 4:22:42 am PDT #9807 of 10000
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
Barb in Bitches, because OMG:
So my mother went with my father to the family lawyer today so dear daddy could file for divorce from his current wife. Yanno, the one with whom he cheated on my mom thirty years ago while THEY were married and then subsequently married after he and Mom's incredibly bitter divorce?
She said to Maria (my sister), "I do wish your sister would be more understanding about this. I wish she could be happy for me."
And she mentioned that she thought it would make a good story for me to write.
Dude, I don't write science fiction.
Calli - Aug 08, 2008 12:45:31 am PDT #9808 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Erin in Literary:
My lib card is maxed out -- dude, you KNOW you're an English teacher when your credit card balance is ok, but your library card is declined!
Ginger - Aug 08, 2008 4:02:18 am PDT #9809 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
In Bitches
Billytea: (like I had to tell you) [T]the ostrich couple had eggs! The female stayed with them, while the male took up an aggressive posture right in front of me! Seriously, if I'd leant over the guard rail even a foot or so I reckon he could've (and would've, certainly) taken a swipe at me! How awesome was that?
omnis audis: what? He didn't? That flippin ostrich owes me my $10 back.
Toddson - Aug 08, 2008 12:28:34 pm PDT #9810 of 10000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Aims (my candidate for mother of the year):
That's why Joe and I just drop Emeline off at random frat parties and then go out to a movie and dinner and pick her up later.
amych - Aug 08, 2008 4:02:28 pm PDT #9811 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Jesse, in the Olympics watch-n-post:
Hell, I'm proud to be Chinese right now!