Gunn: The final score can't be rigged. I don't care how many players you grease, that last shot always comes up a question mark. But here's the thing. You never know when you're taking it. It could be when you're duking it out with the Legion of Doom, or just crossing the street deciding where to have brunch. So you just treat it like it was up to you—the world in balance—'cause you never know when it is.

'Underneath'


Coffee On My Monitor  

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Trudy Booth - Jul 15, 2008 9:06:04 pm PDT #9796 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Theodosia: What's Quebecois for wetback?


Trudy Booth - Jul 15, 2008 9:50:20 pm PDT #9797 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Cass: The traffic gods give with one hand and annoy the hell out of me with the other.


hippocampus - Jul 16, 2008 7:30:07 am PDT #9798 of 10000
not your mom's socks.

in tech, to answer a craxy-stupid question about voice recognition and transcription.

tommyrot: You know, dogs can recognize about 200 different words. So if you assume that there are 10,000 commonly used words, and that most words used fall in this 10,000, you could get 50 dogs and train each to recognize 200 words. Then you'd need some sort of 200-key doggie keyboard for each dog....


Burrell - Jul 16, 2008 1:23:14 pm PDT #9799 of 10000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I love tommyrot's analysis of the communion wafer: Well, they paid less than a penny. But then they added value by turning it into Jesus.


Trudy Booth - Jul 23, 2008 9:21:15 pm PDT #9800 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

amych: Does one do the De-FENSE chant for dissertations?


smonster - Jul 24, 2008 6:13:51 am PDT #9801 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Fun with nicknames and knowledge, in Bitches.

billytea: I didn't really have a proper nickname at school, yet I now have two at work: "Sneakers" and "Willipedia".

connie neil: "Willipedia?"
"You bet he will!"

billytea: Rarely has a shot been so rim.

connie neil: I'm the Ed McMahon of Bitches.

Trudy Booth: How many legs does a Willipede have?

billytea: Dare I suggest that you look it up? (Correct answer: a willion.)

Trudy Booth: I'm just grateful its the pedes we're counting and not the willys.

Typo Boy: At that end there can be only one.

billytea: Not according to the marsupial family.


amych - Jul 24, 2008 9:41:40 am PDT #9802 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

From (where else?) bitches:

Aims - I need help. I have to give an abstinence-only = boo, comprehensive sex ed = YAY! speech tonight and I have NO VISUAL AID. What should I use?

Vortex - Em.


WindSparrow - Jul 24, 2008 7:37:04 pm PDT #9803 of 10000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

NoiseDesign, in Bitches.

It's hard to give a man a reach around from 151 miles away.


smonster - Aug 01, 2008 8:58:34 am PDT #9804 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Aim's classmate:

Learn the language. At least learn key phrases so that you can get help if you need it. I had trouble the first time I went to Europe because I didn't speak any French or British.

Fay responds:

On behalf of the people of Europe (and I venture to suspect that the people of Asia, Africa, Australasia and the Middle East will join us on this one), I have a message for your acquaintance: "Stay home. No, really."

(Could you translate it into American for her?)

Miracleman:

Sure.

"American Idol is on."


Kathy A - Aug 04, 2008 7:36:44 am PDT #9805 of 10000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Typo Boy sets it up, and Billytea knocks it out:

If I could take a ferry to Ikea I would even if all I bought once I got there was Swedish meatballs.

Sure, it sounds romantic, but then you discover you have to assemble the ferry yourself.