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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Beverly - Jul 04, 2008 10:48:42 am PDT #9788 of 10000

Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Brenda in Bitches, context be damned:

"I'm not able to give you references from my current employer because I'm not comfortable letting them know I'm hunting, but I think my long tenure there gives testimony to my quality as an employee. Here, have some nuns."

erikaj - Jul 04, 2008 11:14:04 am PDT #9789 of 10000

Always Anti-fascist!

Thanks, Theo,one of the first "dirty' jokes I ever learned, when I was so young I spent more time figuring out "WASP" than group sex.

javachik - Jul 04, 2008 12:43:19 pm PDT #9790 of 10000

Our wings are not tired.

Calli, in Natter:

I turned on the tv in the middle of a post-Helms retrospective, and they didn't once utter the phrase "racist, homophobic son of a bitch," which strikes me as an incomplete report.

Hil R. - Jul 06, 2008 1:39:00 pm PDT #9791 of 10000

Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Sophia Brooks, in Natter:

I am watching His Girl Friday, which is one of my favorites, and I am finding myself feeling sorry for poor Ralph Bellamy, which is sort of ruining my enjoyment. It is sort of like my over-identification with th fish ruins my enjoyment of The Cat in the Hat.

Pix - Jul 08, 2008 8:06:29 am PDT #9792 of 10000

We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

In Natter:

Shir: (I almost wanted to say that if we can't even pronounce the same words similar, all hope is doomed. And then I remembered that it took me about 10 days in US to make sure that when I'm asking for French crepes it won't sound like I'm asking for French craps).

Strix - Jul 09, 2008 3:50:24 pm PDT #9793 of 10000

A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

BWAHHAHAHA! Heh.

In Bitches:

Vortex - Teacher type buffista people: What's the phrase for when a group of teachers who teach the same students get together to try to harmonize their lesson plans so that compatible concepts are reinforced through different subjects? It has a name, I can't remember it.

Trudy Booth - "bar crawl"

DCJensen - Jul 13, 2008 4:51:53 pm PDT #9794 of 10000

All is well that ends in pizza.

sj, in Movies, because it had to be said:

I forget that everyone isn't us.

Vortex - Jul 14, 2008 8:16:42 pm PDT #9795 of 10000

"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Ginger:

I am also not voting for the Public Service Commission candidate who talks about "roving blackouts." It's "rolling blackouts," moron. The blackouts do not stroll about like minstrels.

Trudy Booth - Jul 15, 2008 9:06:04 pm PDT #9796 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Theodosia: What's Quebecois for wetback?

Trudy Booth - Jul 15, 2008 9:50:20 pm PDT #9797 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Cass: The traffic gods give with one hand and annoy the hell out of me with the other.

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