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The next time you decide to stab me in the back... have the guts to do it to my face.

Mal ,'Ariel'

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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Hil R. - Jul 06, 2008 1:39:00 pm PDT #9791 of 10000

Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Sophia Brooks, in Natter:

I am watching His Girl Friday, which is one of my favorites, and I am finding myself feeling sorry for poor Ralph Bellamy, which is sort of ruining my enjoyment. It is sort of like my over-identification with th fish ruins my enjoyment of The Cat in the Hat.

Pix - Jul 08, 2008 8:06:29 am PDT #9792 of 10000

We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

In Natter:

Shir: (I almost wanted to say that if we can't even pronounce the same words similar, all hope is doomed. And then I remembered that it took me about 10 days in US to make sure that when I'm asking for French crepes it won't sound like I'm asking for French craps).

Strix - Jul 09, 2008 3:50:24 pm PDT #9793 of 10000

A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

BWAHHAHAHA! Heh.

In Bitches:

Vortex - Teacher type buffista people: What's the phrase for when a group of teachers who teach the same students get together to try to harmonize their lesson plans so that compatible concepts are reinforced through different subjects? It has a name, I can't remember it.

Trudy Booth - "bar crawl"

DCJensen - Jul 13, 2008 4:51:53 pm PDT #9794 of 10000

All is well that ends in pizza.

sj, in Movies, because it had to be said:

I forget that everyone isn't us.

Vortex - Jul 14, 2008 8:16:42 pm PDT #9795 of 10000

"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Ginger:

I am also not voting for the Public Service Commission candidate who talks about "roving blackouts." It's "rolling blackouts," moron. The blackouts do not stroll about like minstrels.

Trudy Booth - Jul 15, 2008 9:06:04 pm PDT #9796 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Theodosia: What's Quebecois for wetback?

Trudy Booth - Jul 15, 2008 9:50:20 pm PDT #9797 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Cass: The traffic gods give with one hand and annoy the hell out of me with the other.

hippocampus - Jul 16, 2008 7:30:07 am PDT #9798 of 10000

not your mom's socks.

in tech, to answer a craxy-stupid question about voice recognition and transcription.

tommyrot: You know, dogs can recognize about 200 different words. So if you assume that there are 10,000 commonly used words, and that most words used fall in this 10,000, you could get 50 dogs and train each to recognize 200 words. Then you'd need some sort of 200-key doggie keyboard for each dog....

Burrell - Jul 16, 2008 1:23:14 pm PDT #9799 of 10000

Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I love tommyrot's analysis of the communion wafer: Well, they paid less than a penny. But then they added value by turning it into Jesus.

Trudy Booth - Jul 23, 2008 9:21:15 pm PDT #9800 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

amych: Does one do the De-FENSE chant for dissertations?

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