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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Laga - Jun 15, 2008 1:28:13 pm PDT #9770 of 10000

You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Natter:

(edited for humorous effect)

sarameg - So I put in the complaint about my a/c still not working. Was told it was going to be fixed today. Was offered a cat (manager traps the young ferals and rehomes them) and was told I've lost a lot of weight.

Weird morning.

Sue - Was this all in the same conversation?

tommyrot - If only customer service representatives were empowered to give away free cats to disgruntled customers, the world would be a different place....

billytea - Especially if they could choose the velocity at which said cats were delivered.

Toddson - New sign - in honor of Kat's tag - "Disgruntled customers will be given a cat. Really disgruntled customers will be given a feral cat."

§ ita § - Jun 17, 2008 11:38:52 am PDT #9771 of 10000

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Theodosia in Natter:

God put an apple and a serpent in paradise for a reason, not just because He was forgetful, you know?

Tom Scola - Jun 18, 2008 5:25:49 am PDT #9772 of 10000

Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Ginger - Jun 18, 2008 7:19:24 am PDT

How's that time machine coming, MM?

Miracleman - Jun 18, 2008 7:22:39 am PDT

Works fine.

Miracleman - Jun 18, 2008 7:23:02 am PDT

How's that time machine coming, MM?

Not so good, I...

...wait.

Vortex - Jun 18, 2008 6:11:42 am PDT #9773 of 10000

"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Tommyrot (quoting): If you own a Jura F90 Coffee Maker, you can also buy a Jura Internet Connection Kit, which lets you program and set your coffee prefs via the network: however, its got a bunch of vulnerabilities that allow for remote denial-of-coffee attacks

Guess what - it can not be patched as far as I can tell ;) It also has a few software vulnerabilities.

Tom Scola: I'm completely boggled that they embedded Windows XP in a coffee maker.

Steph L.: Could be worse; it could be Vista.

Frankenbuddha: So if it fails, you get the blue liquid of death?

ita - Wonder if you can program it in Java?

Fred Pete - Jun 18, 2008 9:34:36 am PDT #9774 of 10000

Ann, that's a ferret.

A lesson to beware of the Web glitch, from Movies:

P.M. Marcontell - Jun 18, 2008 11:28:50 am PDT #6544 of 6548

Titanic is the tragic love story of a dude (SPY DADDY DODD EX!) and a ship. There's some B plot about whiny kids in star crossed love or some crap, and it takes up way too much time, but the dude and ship parts are weep-worthy.

P.M. Marcontell - Jun 18, 2008 11:29:23 am PDT #6545 of 6548

Titanic is the tragic love story of a dude (SPY DADDY DODD EX!) and a ship. There's some B plot about whiny kids in star crossed love or some crap, and it takes up way too much time, but the dude and ship parts are weep-worthy.

P.M. Marcontell - Jun 18, 2008 11:29:34 am PDT #6546 of 6548

Titanic is the tragic love story of a dude (SPY DADDY DODD EX!) and a ship. There's some B plot about whiny kids in star crossed love or some crap, and it takes up way too much time, but the dude and ship parts are weep-worthy.

Jessica - Jun 18, 2008 11:30:12 am PDT #6547 of 6548

But Plei, how do you really feel?

connie neil - Jun 18, 2008 11:31:17 am PDT #6548 of 6548

Her heart will go on.

Frankenbuddha - Jun 18, 2008 9:45:45 am PDT #9775 of 10000

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Don't forget ita's follow-up:

As will her typing.

WindSparrow - Jun 18, 2008 12:29:00 pm PDT #9776 of 10000

Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Aims, on Teppy's girly-bits troubles:

Also, if it is a giant alien baby with teeth, we will welcome him with open arms and you will get all sorts of hand-me-downs so you won't need to worry about clothing it. Plus, think of all the money you'll get from SciFi cheannel when they make "Midwestern Alien Baby" the #1 cable movie next year.

Cashmere - Jun 22, 2008 5:33:25 pm PDT #9777 of 10000

Now tagless for your comfort.

I volunteered to transcribe the COMMs from the Madison F2F, so here goes:

VictorC (aka Torque):

Shit, I missed pork buns!

Miracleman:

If Jesus had had cop training, he would have shot a bitch and not been nailed to a hunk of wood. IJS

NoiseDesign:

If it's a cock you can perch on, take it.

Aimee:

There's touchin' goin' on yonder!

javachick:

I don't want a Happy Meal! I want a Bitter Meal and I want it RIGHT NOW!

Ginger:

I think some consonants went astray...

javachick:

It was such a revelation when I learned to suck!

smonster:

He's cute. I'm fine. Whatever.

Menu at the Pancake Cafe:

Betcha bite a nut!

smonster:

Anal Aruba!

Aimee:

Talk about the eye of the storm!

javachick:

Ok, but you're a Democrat? Right?

NoiseDesign:

Between Beaver's Lick and Ball's Ferry, you're just done?

Trudy:

I think I smell the lube.

ChiKat:

You put your butt in my face. I'm going to do something with it.

and the topper:

SailAweigh's Daughter:

I just saw my mom kiss a woman's boobs.

Miracleman - Jun 23, 2008 4:28:54 am PDT #9778 of 10000

No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Cash, in my quote, it should be "If Jesus had had COP training."

I don't know what "comp training" is, but I doubt it involves firearms.

Cashmere - Jun 23, 2008 6:48:52 am PDT #9779 of 10000

Now tagless for your comfort.

Thanks, MM. That's what I get for transcribing before I was fully recovered!

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