From Bitches:
ND: I'm watching a talking crayon.
meara: ... I think as long as other people can see the talking crayon too, it's OK.
If not, we may need to have a talk about how much you've been working, sweetie.
Zoe: What's that, sir? Mal: Freedom, is what. Zoe: No, I meant what's that? Mal: Oh. Yeah. Just step around it. I think something must've been living in here.
'Out Of Gas'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Toddson - Jun 04, 2008 3:39:48 am PDT #9760 of 10000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
WindSparrow - Jun 04, 2008 4:25:35 am PDT #9761 of 10000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
In Bitches, MM and Frankenbuddha made me laugh. We won't discuss what actually ended up on the monitor.
Me: I get why it is stupid to cut off one's nose to spite one's face, but what about cutting off one's nose to stop it from sneezing anymore?
MiracleMan: Too extreme.
Four words: Wet/Dry Shop Vac.
Frankenbuddha: If only you could get one with a silencer.
tiggy - Jun 04, 2008 9:21:21 am PDT #9762 of 10000
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore
in Natter:
juliana: tommy, you may not believe in the RickRoll, but the RickRoll believes in you. It's never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down....
Miracleman - Jun 05, 2008 3:28:57 am PDT #9763 of 10000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Natter, regarding the new M. Night Shyamalan movie (no spoilers, I swear.)
Tom Scola: I hope so, because the trailer was crushingly bleak and depressing.
Steph L.: Marky Mark has that effect.
Shari_H - Jun 05, 2008 8:37:53 am PDT #9764 of 10000
Keep breathing!
smonster - Jun 06, 2008 10:38:57 am PDT #9765 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
The mystery of expanding books, in Bitches:
Jessica: I'm convinced that books behave like a gas - they will expand to fill the space alloted to them. Literature abhors a vacuum.
amych: Hence the dust.
aurelia - Jun 09, 2008 9:55:29 am PDT #9766 of 10000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Politically correct terminology in Natter:
Jesse: People use "girl" as a slur all the time, and you don't see us coming up with new words to call female children, do you?
Jessica: Speaking as a differently genitaled person, I resent that.
JenP - Jun 09, 2008 1:59:34 pm PDT #9767 of 10000
And to continue...
Cash:
I prefer "Gyno American."
Trudy Booth - Jun 12, 2008 10:54:44 am PDT #9768 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
javachik: The idea of dressing to impress anyone whilst traveling was knocked unconscious the minute we had to start taking off our damned shoes to go through security.
SailAweigh - Jun 13, 2008 11:05:03 am PDT #9769 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
omnis_audis brings the plaint for all the Buffistae who have had to move in recent history in Bitches:
Is moving one of Dante's rings of Hell? It should be.