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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Laga - May 12, 2008 11:00:43 am PDT #9724 of 10000

You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

on atheism in Natter:

tommyrot : A post on PZ's blog:

And this blog confirms what I have found in almost every atheist blog I've visited: atheists lose their moral foundation, when they jetison God, and eventually end up foul-mouthed, pornographic, hate-filled, humorless individuals.

Hey, I'm not humorless!

shrift : Personally, I jettisoned God. And this dude left out "pedantic".

tommyrot : If I wasn't so hate-filled and humorless, I'd tell you that was really funny.

Jars : Three out of four ain't bad. Gimme a few years and I'm sure I'll jettison humour along with everything else.

brenda : HA HA! You guys crack me up!

Shit! Does that mean I have to start going back to church now?

Glamcookie - May 13, 2008 7:42:21 am PDT #9725 of 10000

I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Raq in Bitches:

Our high-tech conference room reservation system is a calendar taped to the conf. room door. Apparently someone said they hadn't reserved it because they didn't have a pen with them. So the secretary taped a pencil to the door, and put a yellow sticky reading PENCIL --> next to it.

That kicked off a flurry of sticky notes on the door, including "HINGE -->," "HANDLE -->," and "CARPET."

Then someone put a sticky pointing to those that reads "IRONY."

So I crossed that out and wrote "SARCASM." My colleague plans to add a "PEDANTRY" pointer to my note. "BUFFISTA" would obviously work just as well, but not make sense to anyone else.

Jessica - May 14, 2008 9:20:52 am PDT #9726 of 10000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Sarameg speaks for so many of us:

I think my mental space at this moment can be summed up thusly: coworker walking by the door, talking about some random thing: "weebles wobble but they don't fall down." I call out "Unless I SMASH THEM."

Java cat - May 15, 2008 3:17:28 pm PDT #9727 of 10000

Not javachik

Lost thread

Erin obscure:
And what was that strapped to Keamy?

Juliebird:
My only guess on the device on Keamy is that, where it looked like it was near an artery, that maybe it was some bomb or a trigger for a bomb in case he died? Otherwise it seems that he expected the captain to fear his sporty iPod.

Ailleann - May 15, 2008 4:10:45 pm PDT #9728 of 10000

vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

That should probably be spoiler fonted?

§ ita § - May 15, 2008 4:21:58 pm PDT #9729 of 10000

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Not having any idea what that was talking about--that covers the spoilery point, right?

tiggy - May 15, 2008 4:42:19 pm PDT #9730 of 10000

I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore

do things that happened last week have to be spoilerfonted?

§ ita § - May 15, 2008 4:43:02 pm PDT #9731 of 10000

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

As long as it's this season. t /chatter

tiggy - May 15, 2008 4:58:01 pm PDT #9732 of 10000

I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore

oh, duh. i see it in the slug now.

Trudy Booth - May 15, 2008 8:29:38 pm PDT #9733 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

beth b: I have spent the last hour cutting out eye holes for dragon masks

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