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Trudy Booth - May 15, 2008 9:23:13 pm PDT #9734 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Allyson: I keep getting collect calls from LA County Jail.

Are any of you in jail? I keep refusing the charges. I haven't talked to Polgara in awhile, though. Maybe she's in jail!!!

meara: They don't tell you who's calling??? Not even a name? That doesn't seem fair.

Allyson: No name! Just a recording saying it's from jail!

megan walker: Maybe someone is holding your stimulus check prisoner!

msbelle: maybe text the LA-istas and get a rollcall?

Kristin: Hi Dad, I'm in JAIL!

Allyson: Let's see, Kristen is on AIM, Polgara just emailed...haven't talked to lori in awhile!

lori, are you in jail?

ita?

ita: I'm not in jail, sorry. And now I totally can't go, because I'd seem like a total copycat.

Jesse: I'm guessing if Tim can get online (which he can), he's not in the pokey.

ita: Accept it, Allyson! I'll totally cover the charges.

I probably shouldn't have watched that "Women who love bad men" episode of "Secret Lives of Women." But it could be Eric Menendez.

Wolfram: I would pay the $5 or so just to end the suspense. Otherwise I'd always wonder.

Glamcookie: I am not in jail, but is sure feels like I am...

lori: I am not in jail.

ita: I guess it must be Alibelle in the slammer.

Frankenbuddha - May 16, 2008 3:15:23 am PDT #9735 of 10000

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Matt with the set up and Raq with teh hit, in Movies:

Matt: I wish I knew Russian, as I feel certain that language has a word for the concept of "possessed of a quality so bleak and joyless that it saps one's will to live."

Raq: "uweboll"

Pix - May 16, 2008 5:32:16 am PDT #9736 of 10000

We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Kristin: Hi Dad, I'm in JAIL!

I didn't say this...not sure where that quote came from. I said something about not being in jail yet, but I might be if the day kept going the way it was.

bon bon - May 16, 2008 5:33:24 am PDT #9737 of 10000

It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I said it. It's a line from a song.

Pix - May 16, 2008 5:35:23 am PDT #9738 of 10000

We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

I misspoke--I meant I wasn't sure who had said it, not where it came from.

JenP - May 17, 2008 5:02:00 pm PDT #9739 of 10000

brenda in Natter:

Are we still talking religion? 'Cause I saw a guy downtown today wearing a t-shirt that said "Jesus made me Kosher." What does that even mean??

I resisted saying "Wouldn't that depend on how Jesus slaughtered you?" but it was a near thing.

Vortex - May 20, 2008 5:48:09 am PDT #9740 of 10000

"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Shir in Natter:

Also, why am I more tired 20 minutes AFTER drinking my coffee?

(I'm not looking for chemical or biological reason, people. I'm just looking for justice).

Shir - May 20, 2008 6:02:42 am PDT #9741 of 10000

"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Woooooo! I've been COMMed!

(Pssst, it was in Natter, not Bitches. I should really start reading that one too...)

Glamcookie - May 20, 2008 6:16:24 am PDT #9742 of 10000

I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Cashmere in Natter:

We were crammed into a Strokes show in London when a guy right behind us yelled, "MIND YOUR BACKS!" Which is apparently British for "I'm sorry, if you don't move quickly, I'm going to barf all over you."

Steph L. - May 20, 2008 5:43:52 pm PDT #9743 of 10000

I look more rad than Lutheranism

In Natter --

javachick: They also don't have dinner until after 10PM, which, wow. That seems so late to me.

megan walker: This was a big problem when I dated a Madridleno. Not as big as the ascot, but still.

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