Strega: My sloth interferes with my drunkenness. It's sad.
Joyce: Dawn, you be good. Xander: We will. Just gonna play with some matches, run with scissors, take candy from some guy, I don't know his name.
'Beneath You'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Trudy Booth - May 01, 2008 7:31:48 pm PDT #9714 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Laga - May 02, 2008 11:13:52 am PDT #9715 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
from Gaming (edited for comedy effect... is that OK?)
Pete, Husband of Jilli:
The fact they fit all this on a standard DVD is a masterpiece of coding.
Frankenbuddha:
They probably used black magic.
OMG when you die in the game you die for REALS!!!!!
Jilli VoiceOfReason:
Y'know, I hadn't planned on having to bring my husband back as a zombie for a long time. I don't have any of the supplies on hand.
Frankenbuddha:
Who knows - the game might take care of that for you.
Jessica:
"Continue?"
Jilli VoiceOfReason:
Pffft. I don't believe in trusting the reanimation of the dead to game developers I don't know.
Topic!Cindy - May 02, 2008 2:48:48 pm PDT #9716 of 10000
What is even happening?
Strega: My sloth interferes with my drunkenness. It's sad.
Her sloth? She's full of slith.
Laga - May 02, 2008 9:40:19 pm PDT #9717 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
in natter:
bon bon: My mom just forwarded me Lolcats. Time it everyone! That's one year for a trend to start on the internets, and get to moms!
Jesse: bon bon, was the email amusing enough for Postcards From Your Momma? Then the internet would swallow itself.
Toddson - May 07, 2008 11:36:25 am PDT #9718 of 10000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
The Empress, on parenting, in Bitches:
Kids are supposed to be a-holes sometimes. It's what makes them kids and what we, as parents, get to hold over their heads for the rest of their life! If I'm medicating my kids into Stepford Kids, how am I supposed to make them feel like shit when they're 30 for acting a fool when they were 15? Won't anyone think of the parents?
Frankenbuddha - May 09, 2008 3:51:28 am PDT #9719 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Gud, in Natter, helping Kat with her syllabus (I can't believe this wasn't posted here yet):
"In a world where bad grammar and appalling spelling have smothered the ideas of humankind, one course will make a stand, one course will overcome the odds, one course will teach..." ?
P.M. Marc - May 09, 2008 8:49:30 am PDT #9720 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Allyson in Natter,
God. The OSHA of the Old Testament.
Steph L. - May 09, 2008 8:57:51 am PDT #9721 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
More religion in Natter --
Frankenbuddha: I'm trying to think why someone would think hitching a donkey and an ox to the same plow would be a good idea.
Jesse: You've got one ox, you've got one donkey, why not? It's worth a shot, anyway?
flea: Note to self: when farming, do not take Jesse's advice.
amych: note to self: don't farm
brenda m: Now we know where those crop circles all come from.
Pix - May 09, 2008 5:48:30 pm PDT #9722 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
In B'crxy:
Nutty:
I think, generally, that telling a Buffista, "No you may not argue on this topic" is a proposition doomed to lose any way you slice it. Talky meat will find a way! Even if talky meat ends up substituting the codeword "left-handed fork" to mean "politics."
Jessica:
I propose that from now on, the word "proliferation" be replaced in all instances with "left-handed fork."
Antiproliferationistas will hence forth be known as The Right-Handed Fork Brigade, and spoilerphobes shall be called The People Of The Spoon.
amych:
What about those of us who hold our forks with the left AND don't love the prolif? Huh? YOU'RE OPPRESSING ME!!
brenda m:
And the path to enlightenment is a long and difficult one, but someday we shall achievenirvanaSpork.
Beverly - May 11, 2008 3:43:46 pm PDT #9723 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
More road to enlightenment in B'crxy
Ginger: New shorthand styles for Lightbulbs --
Tivo font: I watch shows after they're aired and don't want to be spoiled.
Spoiler whore font: What's the big deal about spoilers?
Willy nilly font: People should be able to open threads on their own.
Proliferation font: A thread for every show! A chicken in every pot!
Antiproliferation font: More threads = less community
Clarifying my position font: Hey, guys, that's not what I meant at all.
Clarifying someone else's position font: What she really meant was...