beth b: I have spent the last hour cutting out eye holes for dragon masks
'Trash'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Allyson: I keep getting collect calls from LA County Jail.
Are any of you in jail? I keep refusing the charges. I haven't talked to Polgara in awhile, though. Maybe she's in jail!!!
meara: They don't tell you who's calling??? Not even a name? That doesn't seem fair.
Allyson: No name! Just a recording saying it's from jail!
megan walker: Maybe someone is holding your stimulus check prisoner!
msbelle: maybe text the LA-istas and get a rollcall?
Kristin: Hi Dad, I'm in JAIL!
Allyson: Let's see, Kristen is on AIM, Polgara just emailed...haven't talked to lori in awhile!
lori, are you in jail?
ita?
ita: I'm not in jail, sorry. And now I totally can't go, because I'd seem like a total copycat.
Jesse: I'm guessing if Tim can get online (which he can), he's not in the pokey.
ita: Accept it, Allyson! I'll totally cover the charges.
I probably shouldn't have watched that "Women who love bad men" episode of "Secret Lives of Women." But it could be Eric Menendez.
Wolfram: I would pay the $5 or so just to end the suspense. Otherwise I'd always wonder.
Glamcookie: I am not in jail, but is sure feels like I am...
lori: I am not in jail.
ita: I guess it must be Alibelle in the slammer.
Matt with the set up and Raq with teh hit, in Movies:
Matt: I wish I knew Russian, as I feel certain that language has a word for the concept of "possessed of a quality so bleak and joyless that it saps one's will to live."
Raq: "uweboll"
Kristin: Hi Dad, I'm in JAIL!I didn't say this...not sure where that quote came from. I said something about not being in jail yet, but I might be if the day kept going the way it was.
I said it. It's a line from a song.
I misspoke--I meant I wasn't sure who had said it, not where it came from.
brenda in Natter:
Are we still talking religion? 'Cause I saw a guy downtown today wearing a t-shirt that said "Jesus made me Kosher." What does that even mean??
I resisted saying "Wouldn't that depend on how Jesus slaughtered you?" but it was a near thing.
Shir in Natter:
Also, why am I more tired 20 minutes AFTER drinking my coffee?
(I'm not looking for chemical or biological reason, people. I'm just looking for justice).
Woooooo! I've been COMMed!
(Pssst, it was in Natter, not Bitches. I should really start reading that one too...)
Cashmere in Natter:
We were crammed into a Strokes show in London when a guy right behind us yelled, "MIND YOUR BACKS!" Which is apparently British for "I'm sorry, if you don't move quickly, I'm going to barf all over you."