Raq in Bitches:

Our high-tech conference room reservation system is a calendar taped to the conf. room door. Apparently someone said they hadn't reserved it because they didn't have a pen with them. So the secretary taped a pencil to the door, and put a yellow sticky reading PENCIL --> next to it.

That kicked off a flurry of sticky notes on the door, including "HINGE -->," "HANDLE -->," and "CARPET."

Then someone put a sticky pointing to those that reads "IRONY."

So I crossed that out and wrote "SARCASM." My colleague plans to add a "PEDANTRY" pointer to my note. "BUFFISTA" would obviously work just as well, but not make sense to anyone else.

Sarameg speaks for so many of us:

I think my mental space at this moment can be summed up thusly: coworker walking by the door, talking about some random thing: "weebles wobble but they don't fall down." I call out "Unless I SMASH THEM."

Lost thread

Erin obscure:
And what was that strapped to Keamy?

Juliebird:
My only guess on the device on Keamy is that, where it looked like it was near an artery, that maybe it was some bomb or a trigger for a bomb in case he died? Otherwise it seems that he expected the captain to fear his sporty iPod.

That should probably be spoiler fonted?

Not having any idea what that was talking about--that covers the spoilery point, right?

do things that happened last week have to be spoilerfonted?

As long as it's this season. t /chatter

oh, duh. i see it in the slug now.

beth b: I have spent the last hour cutting out eye holes for dragon masks

Allyson: I keep getting collect calls from LA County Jail.

Are any of you in jail? I keep refusing the charges. I haven't talked to Polgara in awhile, though. Maybe she's in jail!!!

meara: They don't tell you who's calling??? Not even a name? That doesn't seem fair.

Allyson: No name! Just a recording saying it's from jail!

megan walker: Maybe someone is holding your stimulus check prisoner!

msbelle: maybe text the LA-istas and get a rollcall?

Kristin: Hi Dad, I'm in JAIL!

Allyson: Let's see, Kristen is on AIM, Polgara just emailed...haven't talked to lori in awhile!

lori, are you in jail?

ita?

ita: I'm not in jail, sorry. And now I totally can't go, because I'd seem like a total copycat.

Jesse: I'm guessing if Tim can get online (which he can), he's not in the pokey.

ita: Accept it, Allyson! I'll totally cover the charges.

I probably shouldn't have watched that "Women who love bad men" episode of "Secret Lives of Women." But it could be Eric Menendez.

Wolfram: I would pay the $5 or so just to end the suspense. Otherwise I'd always wonder.

Glamcookie: I am not in jail, but is sure feels like I am...

lori: I am not in jail.

ita: I guess it must be Alibelle in the slammer.