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Betsy HP - Nov 21, 2002 3:17:07 pm PST #969 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

[I'm just setting up the punchline. I am not COMMing myself. That would be wrong.]

Meara: Oh, might've been. She was swimming when she met the lynx and there was beastiality...

Anonymous Person: She was licking her lynx?

Jess: With a LYNX?? Claws! Claws in new places!

bon bon - Nov 21, 2002 3:19:42 pm PST #970 of 10000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Dear Santa belle -

Please give me a fortune and some fame so's I can buy a big house with lots of land so my wife will finally shut up about the fucking camel.

Also see previous letters re: the ability to make people's heads explode using only the power of my mind. It has now been nineteen years since I first made this request and I am getting quite impatient. As always I promise to use this ability "responsibly".

I have been very good and have not chopped out anyone's liver just to hear them scream for months.

Hope this letter finds you in good health.

Yrs.,

Miracleman

Theodosia - Nov 21, 2002 3:25:01 pm PST #971 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Jen, talking about the plot to Sweet November:

Chaz got to live with a guy who looked like Michael Rosenbaum, and Charlize Theron's character had to spend a month with a guy who looked and acted a lot like Keanu Reeves. I ask you, who was the unlucky one?

bon bon - Nov 21, 2002 4:51:52 pm PST #972 of 10000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Rob: I think I've got an excess of blood in my caffeine system. I'll go fix that now.

Java cat - Nov 21, 2002 7:05:08 pm PST #973 of 10000
Not javachik

billytea in Lit:

Other phrases you're unlikely to come across in a sex scene in a romance novel:

  • Screech
  • Three-speed setting
  • Hooker
  • Baby got back
  • Henry Kissinger
  • Grunties
  • 'Can I bring a friend?'
  • Tiny
  • Wombles

If someone can edit to make a list, please do. When I try, the list is double-spaced.done

Theodosia - Nov 21, 2002 7:13:29 pm PST #974 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Someone quoted one of the Secret Diaries (Sauron):

Day Three Million Sixteen:

Wonder if Saruman becoming somewhat deaf? Told him I was hoping we could delineate boundaries of relationship, instead he defoliated Isengard.

And in response, DXMachina said:

Sounds like Sauron needs a digital palantir.

Java cat - Nov 21, 2002 8:02:56 pm PST #975 of 10000
Not javachik

Heather Alayne: I got a phone call from my dad on my wedding night asking if we liked the hotel room he got for us. It had twin beds.

Java cat - Nov 21, 2002 8:03:30 pm PST #976 of 10000
Not javachik

PMM: Maoist is one letter off of moist.

Daisy Jane - Nov 21, 2002 8:06:27 pm PST #977 of 10000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Heather Alayne: I got a phone call from my dad on my wedding night asking if we liked the hotel room he got for us. It had twin beds.

I'll have to let Dad know somebody thought his little joke was funny.

DXMachina - Nov 21, 2002 8:13:35 pm PST #978 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Victor Infante -

Oh, and saw the new Harry Potter. It's fun. Branaugh is perfect, but he knew that.

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