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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Nora Deirdre - Mar 28, 2008 8:54:57 am PDT #9675 of 10000

I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

In Bitches:

Sean: This weekend I am texting my next show.

Polter-Cow: How does that work exactly?

SEAN: alright wheres the gun from act 1???
SHOW: i told u we needed mor foreshadowing
SEAN: brb
SHOW: oh gr8
SHOW: sean cum back my central conflict isnt resolved
SEAN: sorry had 2 get deus ex machina from closet lol
SHOW: thats ok ilu
SEAN: omg i forgot the meta4
SHOW: fux0rz

Sean K - Mar 28, 2008 9:33:49 am PDT #9676 of 10000

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Nora beat me to COMMing P-C's riff on my iPhone typo.

Now we need a word for auto-replacement typos.

Frankenbuddha - Mar 28, 2008 9:36:12 am PDT #9677 of 10000

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Now we need a word for auto-replacement typos

Robot colonscopies, perhaps?

Laga - Apr 01, 2008 11:31:20 am PDT #9678 of 10000

You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

in bitches:

bonny fides

I just got done de-boning a truly yummy turkey I roasted this morning. There is something so primal and satisfying about doing that.

Plus, the pot of soup I'm making along with it smells fantastic.

PLUS, there is Bartleby's earnest, "Can you see me over here on my spot being good? This is some world class 'good' going on over here. First rate stuff. And I say this, not so much because the goodness that is me is worthy of note, but that it is goodness worthy of reward."

I swear, if he had actual eyebrows, he'd be waggling them at me.

beekaytee - Apr 01, 2008 4:13:14 pm PDT #9679 of 10000

Compassionately intolerant

Hey, thanks Laga!

Now, if only Bartleby considered being commed for posterity to be reward enough...but nooooo.

Trudy Booth - Apr 02, 2008 12:41:39 pm PDT #9680 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

erikaj: I wanted to do jedi mind tricks. If I were a better dresser I'd have gone into PR.

Jessica - Apr 02, 2008 4:12:13 pm PDT #9681 of 10000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Seriously nobody has COMMed this yet?

Jen, in Bitches:

All your Buffista vajayjay are belong to me!

Ailleann - Apr 03, 2008 7:52:38 am PDT #9682 of 10000

vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

From Movies, a little ways back:

le nubian: Is Hello Kitty art? Because I consider Precious Moments and Hello Kitty in the same league.

ita: See, only one of those lines would have a vibrator, and I think that's an important distinction.

flea - Apr 04, 2008 11:00:59 am PDT #9683 of 10000

information libertarian

Natter, natch.

ita: I just had cause to say "I put the 'ita' into 'Gothic Lolita'

Dana: ...anyone else tempted to start making LOLitas?

"I can haz lethal weapon?"

"I kicks you in the hed."

ita: That is so not what I wanted you to take away from that sentence.

Dana: "Invisible krav maga."

Trudy Booth - Apr 04, 2008 11:06:09 am PDT #9684 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Miracleman: For we are omniscient and wise. The only reason we're not running the world right now is because TV is shiny.

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