Nora beat me to COMMing P-C's riff on my iPhone typo.
Now we need a word for auto-replacement typos.
Spike: Or maybe Captain Forehead was feeling a little less special. Didn't like me crashing his exclusive club, another vampire with a soul in the world. Angel: You're not in the world, Casper.
'Just Rewards (2)'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Sean K - Mar 28, 2008 9:33:49 am PDT #9676 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Frankenbuddha - Mar 28, 2008 9:36:12 am PDT #9677 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Now we need a word for auto-replacement typos
Robot colonscopies, perhaps?
Laga - Apr 01, 2008 11:31:20 am PDT #9678 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
in bitches:
bonny fides
I just got done de-boning a truly yummy turkey I roasted this morning. There is something so primal and satisfying about doing that.
Plus, the pot of soup I'm making along with it smells fantastic.
PLUS, there is Bartleby's earnest, "Can you see me over here on my spot being good? This is some world class 'good' going on over here. First rate stuff. And I say this, not so much because the goodness that is me is worthy of note, but that it is goodness worthy of reward."
I swear, if he had actual eyebrows, he'd be waggling them at me.
beekaytee - Apr 01, 2008 4:13:14 pm PDT #9679 of 10000
Compassionately intolerant
Hey, thanks Laga!
Now, if only Bartleby considered being commed for posterity to be reward enough...but nooooo.
Trudy Booth - Apr 02, 2008 12:41:39 pm PDT #9680 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
erikaj: I wanted to do jedi mind tricks. If I were a better dresser I'd have gone into PR.
Jessica - Apr 02, 2008 4:12:13 pm PDT #9681 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Seriously nobody has COMMed this yet?
Jen, in Bitches:
All your Buffista vajayjay are belong to me!
Ailleann - Apr 03, 2008 7:52:38 am PDT #9682 of 10000
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
From Movies, a little ways back:
le nubian: Is Hello Kitty art? Because I consider Precious Moments and Hello Kitty in the same league.
ita: See, only one of those lines would have a vibrator, and I think that's an important distinction.
flea - Apr 04, 2008 11:00:59 am PDT #9683 of 10000
information libertarian
Natter, natch.
ita: I just had cause to say "I put the 'ita' into 'Gothic Lolita'
Dana: ...anyone else tempted to start making LOLitas?
"I can haz lethal weapon?"
"I kicks you in the hed."
ita: That is so not what I wanted you to take away from that sentence.
Dana: "Invisible krav maga."
Trudy Booth - Apr 04, 2008 11:06:09 am PDT #9684 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Miracleman: For we are omniscient and wise. The only reason we're not running the world right now is because TV is shiny.
beekaytee - Apr 05, 2008 11:04:16 am PDT #9685 of 10000
Compassionately intolerant
ita in boxed set expressing how I feel all too often:
I do not have an emoticon sufficient to the task.