Teppy beat me.
Aren't they something. They're like butterflies, or little pieces of wrapping paper blowing around.
Kaylee ,'Shindig'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Connie Neil - Mar 25, 2008 12:07:21 pm PDT #9670 of 10000
brillig
Pix - Mar 26, 2008 7:35:58 pm PDT #9671 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
In Bitches, Beth nails the essence of long-term relationships:
beth b: it seems to me that a live-in relationship ranges from hi, oh yeah we share a bed to hooray the person I love most in the world is here, I must crush them with my love to please vanish for three hours so I can be all by myself and yes, take the cat with you.
Laga - Mar 27, 2008 9:48:18 am PDT #9672 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
from bitches
Miracleman
A couple weeks ago I had this example of how much I swear in front of Emeline shown to me.
I was trying to do...something. Something with the DVD player and it wasn't working and I was getting frustrated.
Eventually, I threw up my hands, growled and said "God..." and stopped because I remembered my wee innocent child was standing three feet behind me.
And then I heard my wee innocent child say, in the most helpful tone of voice imaginable, mind "'Damn it', Daddy."
Evidently, she thought I forgot the rest of the phrase.
Beverly - Mar 27, 2008 10:19:15 am PDT #9673 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Cashmere in Bitches:
My children will swear like stevedores raised by pirates at a truck stop.
Steph L. - Mar 28, 2008 7:38:51 am PDT #9674 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
In Natter --
tommyrot: Self-propelled colonoscopy robots
Frankenbuddha: I believe those are the robot overlords I will NOT be welcoming.
Ginger: It sounds like a good idea until they get loose and start attacking asses at random.
Nora Deirdre - Mar 28, 2008 8:54:57 am PDT #9675 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
In Bitches:
Sean: This weekend I am texting my next show.
Polter-Cow: How does that work exactly?
SEAN: alright wheres the gun from act 1???
SHOW: i told u we needed mor foreshadowing
SEAN: brb
SHOW: oh gr8
SHOW: sean cum back my central conflict isnt resolved
SEAN: sorry had 2 get deus ex machina from closet lol
SHOW: thats ok ilu
SEAN: omg i forgot the meta4
SHOW: fux0rz
Sean K - Mar 28, 2008 9:33:49 am PDT #9676 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Nora beat me to COMMing P-C's riff on my iPhone typo.
Now we need a word for auto-replacement typos.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 28, 2008 9:36:12 am PDT #9677 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Now we need a word for auto-replacement typos
Robot colonscopies, perhaps?
Laga - Apr 01, 2008 11:31:20 am PDT #9678 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
in bitches:
bonny fides
I just got done de-boning a truly yummy turkey I roasted this morning. There is something so primal and satisfying about doing that.
Plus, the pot of soup I'm making along with it smells fantastic.
PLUS, there is Bartleby's earnest, "Can you see me over here on my spot being good? This is some world class 'good' going on over here. First rate stuff. And I say this, not so much because the goodness that is me is worthy of note, but that it is goodness worthy of reward."
I swear, if he had actual eyebrows, he'd be waggling them at me.
beekaytee - Apr 01, 2008 4:13:14 pm PDT #9679 of 10000
Compassionately intolerant
Hey, thanks Laga!
Now, if only Bartleby considered being commed for posterity to be reward enough...but nooooo.