shrift in Natter:
I also may have used the phrase, "seriously, dad, boobies everywhere."
We're still working on a plan, but so far it involves being sent to prison and becoming somebody's bitch.
Fred ,'Just Rewards (2)'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Cass - Nov 13, 2007 10:39:47 am PST #9455 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Pix - Nov 15, 2007 6:13:52 pm PST #9456 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
In Bitches, Buffista spawn start slashing young:
Aimee:
Long ago, Joe gave Em his Superman "doll". Not action figure - this is mostly cloth.
For her 1st birthday, Sean and S gave her a Batman "doll".
These have been her two favorite toys lately and she has been taking them to bed with her.
She tucks them in, says, "G'night Ba-man. G'night Soopman."
And then she makes them kiss each other.
Nora Deirdre - Nov 16, 2007 4:57:13 am PST #9457 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
following up on that revelation with the news that Em started writing her own name:
Aimee:
(nice mom. tell the story about the slashy superheros. forget about the actual literacy.)
flea - Nov 16, 2007 11:20:12 am PST #9458 of 10000
information libertarian
Gudanov:
I just realized I'm dissecting the minutia over what makes something geeky. I'm a metageek.
WindSparrow - Nov 16, 2007 6:37:18 pm PST #9459 of 10000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
In Bitches:
Polter-Cow:
I think I may have broken a testicle while opening spaghetti sauce.
Fay:
!!!
Um. PC, you should seriously think about using your hands next time.
Polter-Cow:
My left arm isn't strong enough.
Fay:
Well, okay.
...
...
It's about this point in the conversation that somebody ought to be bandying around the phrase 'clever dick', yes?
And here I was thinking that after a year and a bit in Bangkok I was past being surprised by the impressive things people can apparently do with their genitals.
JenP - Nov 17, 2007 7:09:41 am PST #9460 of 10000
Natter:
Dana: "Deutchland, Deutchland uber alles" are no longer the first words of the German national anthem.
Jesse: What are they now? "We're really sorry"?
evil jimi - Nov 18, 2007 10:13:58 am PST #9461 of 10000
Lurching from one disaster to the next.
Unamerican:
UTTAD: A few years ago Inverness Caledonian Thistle (better known as Calley) were in the third league of Scottish football. They were playing Celtic (the best team in Scotland at the time and top of the first league) in the Scottish Cup. Against all the odds Calley beat them. Next day's headline:
Super Calley Go Ballistic, Celtic Are Atrocious.
Steph L. - Nov 19, 2007 5:50:25 am PST #9462 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
In Bitches --
Ginger: If I were made a vampire, when I rose from the grave I'd be looking for coffee.
Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 19, 2007 1:46:22 pm PST #9463 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Context, what context? In Natter:
Gudanov:
I wonder what happened to all the green women between the age of Kirk and the age of Picard. Was there some great disaster on the planet of green women or something?sumi:
Nora, we're rare and exotic!
Toddson - Nov 20, 2007 4:02:08 am PST #9464 of 10000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
And Allyson nails it in Natter:
NO ONE UPSMANSHIP ON THE GROSS!Or ita will show up with the one true link to rule them all.