'Dirty Girls'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
In Bitches, Buffista spawn start slashing young:
Aimee:
Long ago, Joe gave Em his Superman "doll". Not action figure - this is mostly cloth.
For her 1st birthday, Sean and S gave her a Batman "doll".
These have been her two favorite toys lately and she has been taking them to bed with her.
She tucks them in, says, "G'night Ba-man. G'night Soopman."
And then she makes them kiss each other.
following up on that revelation with the news that Em started writing her own name:
Aimee:
(nice mom. tell the story about the slashy superheros. forget about the actual literacy.)
Gudanov:
I just realized I'm dissecting the minutia over what makes something geeky. I'm a metageek.
In Bitches:
Polter-Cow:
I think I may have broken a testicle while opening spaghetti sauce.
Fay:
!!!
Um. PC, you should seriously think about using your hands next time.
Polter-Cow:
My left arm isn't strong enough.
Fay:
Well, okay.
...
...
It's about this point in the conversation that somebody ought to be bandying around the phrase 'clever dick', yes?
And here I was thinking that after a year and a bit in Bangkok I was past being surprised by the impressive things people can apparently do with their genitals.
Natter:
Dana: "Deutchland, Deutchland uber alles" are no longer the first words of the German national anthem.
Jesse: What are they now? "We're really sorry"?
Unamerican:
UTTAD: A few years ago Inverness Caledonian Thistle (better known as Calley) were in the third league of Scottish football. They were playing Celtic (the best team in Scotland at the time and top of the first league) in the Scottish Cup. Against all the odds Calley beat them. Next day's headline:
Super Calley Go Ballistic, Celtic Are Atrocious.
In Bitches --
Ginger: If I were made a vampire, when I rose from the grave I'd be looking for coffee.
Context, what context? In Natter:
Gudanov:
I wonder what happened to all the green women between the age of Kirk and the age of Picard. Was there some great disaster on the planet of green women or something?sumi:
Nora, we're rare and exotic!
And Allyson nails it in Natter:
NO ONE UPSMANSHIP ON THE GROSS!Or ita will show up with the one true link to rule them all.
shrift: I am not impressed with this whole "being awake" business.