In Bitches --
Ginger: If I were made a vampire, when I rose from the grave I'd be looking for coffee.
Well, if we followed the recipe...should be cake. A demon-violence-free-zone cake.
Lorne ,'Why We Fight'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Steph L. - Nov 19, 2007 5:50:25 am PST #9462 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 19, 2007 1:46:22 pm PST #9463 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Context, what context? In Natter:
Gudanov:
I wonder what happened to all the green women between the age of Kirk and the age of Picard. Was there some great disaster on the planet of green women or something?sumi:
Nora, we're rare and exotic!
Toddson - Nov 20, 2007 4:02:08 am PST #9464 of 10000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
And Allyson nails it in Natter:
NO ONE UPSMANSHIP ON THE GROSS!Or ita will show up with the one true link to rule them all.
Trudy Booth - Nov 20, 2007 7:10:57 am PST #9465 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
shrift: I am not impressed with this whole "being awake" business.
Frankenbuddha - Nov 20, 2007 11:17:20 am PST #9466 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
ita and JZ in Natter. I'm not sure which part is funnier:
ita
Technically it's not work safe, but it actually is. Or vice versa.
JZ
This is possibly the most un-reassuring reassurance I've ever seen.
Steph L. - Nov 20, 2007 4:35:51 pm PST #9467 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
In Natter, Sue makes a disturbing discovery --
Sue: Okay, I have just discovered my 79 year old father is on Facebook.
There's just not enough "OMTG!" in the world.
AND! He hasn't even friended me!
Trudy Booth - Nov 22, 2007 9:22:13 pm PST #9468 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
meara: I'd be more coherent, but...I'm drunk
meara - Nov 22, 2007 9:25:12 pm PST #9469 of 10000
...I'm kinda shocked that the above is spelled, capitalized, and punctuated correctly, actually. I think I must've been trying hard and typing slow. :)
Trudy Booth - Nov 26, 2007 6:07:35 am PST #9470 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Ginger is just cookin' with gas this morning
Ginger: Thanks for the bubblewrap. If only I would remember to wear it when I did dangerous things like getting out of the car to go into a Starbucks. I see the world's best chiropracter later today, so that should help. I do have very CSI-like evidence on my leg showing the height of the curb.
Today I discovered the dog will try to chew the end of a USB cable. He thinks that rain is a horrible trick I'm playing on him. He probably hasn't had much of a chance to learn about rain, considering that most of his life has been during the driest year ever. ::Does the dance of rain ::
I have not yet discovered whether he likes carrots.
Theodosia - Nov 26, 2007 6:55:19 am PST #9471 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
And Ginger keeps up her streak in Buffistechnology:
sarameg:
I swear, I'm the worst computer customer ever.
Ginger:
Can you find the internet?
Can you understand how to type in a URL?
Do you know how to cut and paste?
Have you ever spent months complaining long distance to your sister that your new printer won't work when you had never actually connected it with your computer? Even after said sister asked you over and over if the cables were connected?