Anya ,'Empty Places'
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Unamerican:
UTTAD: A few years ago Inverness Caledonian Thistle (better known as Calley) were in the third league of Scottish football. They were playing Celtic (the best team in Scotland at the time and top of the first league) in the Scottish Cup. Against all the odds Calley beat them. Next day's headline:
Super Calley Go Ballistic, Celtic Are Atrocious.
In Bitches --
Ginger: If I were made a vampire, when I rose from the grave I'd be looking for coffee.
Context, what context? In Natter:
Gudanov:
I wonder what happened to all the green women between the age of Kirk and the age of Picard. Was there some great disaster on the planet of green women or something?sumi:
Nora, we're rare and exotic!
And Allyson nails it in Natter:
NO ONE UPSMANSHIP ON THE GROSS!Or ita will show up with the one true link to rule them all.
shrift: I am not impressed with this whole "being awake" business.
ita and JZ in Natter. I'm not sure which part is funnier:
ita
Technically it's not work safe, but it actually is. Or vice versa.
JZ
This is possibly the most un-reassuring reassurance I've ever seen.
In Natter, Sue makes a disturbing discovery --
Sue: Okay, I have just discovered my 79 year old father is on Facebook.
There's just not enough "OMTG!" in the world.
AND! He hasn't even friended me!
meara: I'd be more coherent, but...I'm drunk
...I'm kinda shocked that the above is spelled, capitalized, and punctuated correctly, actually. I think I must've been trying hard and typing slow. :)
Ginger is just cookin' with gas this morning
Ginger: Thanks for the bubblewrap. If only I would remember to wear it when I did dangerous things like getting out of the car to go into a Starbucks. I see the world's best chiropracter later today, so that should help. I do have very CSI-like evidence on my leg showing the height of the curb.
Today I discovered the dog will try to chew the end of a USB cable. He thinks that rain is a horrible trick I'm playing on him. He probably hasn't had much of a chance to learn about rain, considering that most of his life has been during the driest year ever. ::Does the dance of rain ::
I have not yet discovered whether he likes carrots.