Gudanov:
I just realized I'm dissecting the minutia over what makes something geeky. I'm a metageek.
Spike: At least give me Wesley's office since he's gone. Angel: He's not gone. He's on a leave of absence. Spike: Yeah, right. Boo-hoo. Thought he killed his bloody father. Try staking your mother when she's coming on to you! Harmony: Well…that explains a lot.
'Destiny'
Coffee On My Monitor
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flea - Nov 16, 2007 11:20:12 am PST #9458 of 10000
information libertarian
WindSparrow - Nov 16, 2007 6:37:18 pm PST #9459 of 10000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
In Bitches:
Polter-Cow:
I think I may have broken a testicle while opening spaghetti sauce.
Fay:
!!!
Um. PC, you should seriously think about using your hands next time.
Polter-Cow:
My left arm isn't strong enough.
Fay:
Well, okay.
...
...
It's about this point in the conversation that somebody ought to be bandying around the phrase 'clever dick', yes?
And here I was thinking that after a year and a bit in Bangkok I was past being surprised by the impressive things people can apparently do with their genitals.
JenP - Nov 17, 2007 7:09:41 am PST #9460 of 10000
Natter:
Dana: "Deutchland, Deutchland uber alles" are no longer the first words of the German national anthem.
Jesse: What are they now? "We're really sorry"?
evil jimi - Nov 18, 2007 10:13:58 am PST #9461 of 10000
Lurching from one disaster to the next.
Unamerican:
UTTAD: A few years ago Inverness Caledonian Thistle (better known as Calley) were in the third league of Scottish football. They were playing Celtic (the best team in Scotland at the time and top of the first league) in the Scottish Cup. Against all the odds Calley beat them. Next day's headline:
Super Calley Go Ballistic, Celtic Are Atrocious.
Steph L. - Nov 19, 2007 5:50:25 am PST #9462 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
In Bitches --
Ginger: If I were made a vampire, when I rose from the grave I'd be looking for coffee.
Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 19, 2007 1:46:22 pm PST #9463 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Context, what context? In Natter:
Gudanov:
I wonder what happened to all the green women between the age of Kirk and the age of Picard. Was there some great disaster on the planet of green women or something?sumi:
Nora, we're rare and exotic!
Toddson - Nov 20, 2007 4:02:08 am PST #9464 of 10000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
And Allyson nails it in Natter:
NO ONE UPSMANSHIP ON THE GROSS!Or ita will show up with the one true link to rule them all.
Trudy Booth - Nov 20, 2007 7:10:57 am PST #9465 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
shrift: I am not impressed with this whole "being awake" business.
Frankenbuddha - Nov 20, 2007 11:17:20 am PST #9466 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
ita and JZ in Natter. I'm not sure which part is funnier:
ita
Technically it's not work safe, but it actually is. Or vice versa.
JZ
This is possibly the most un-reassuring reassurance I've ever seen.
Steph L. - Nov 20, 2007 4:35:51 pm PST #9467 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
In Natter, Sue makes a disturbing discovery --
Sue: Okay, I have just discovered my 79 year old father is on Facebook.
There's just not enough "OMTG!" in the world.
AND! He hasn't even friended me!