Giles: I jump out of the circle, jump back in, and, and, shake my gourd. Buffy: Hey, I think I know this ritual. The ancient shamans were next called upon to do the Hokey-Pokey and to turn themselves around.

'Dirty Girls'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Pix - Nov 09, 2007 5:47:44 pm PST #9449 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

In Bitches:

erikaj: I used to tell my mother that I wouldn't be mad if she cheated on my father, that actually it would explain a whole hell of a lot, but that's not so funny now that my stepfather ran off with somebody. But she understood, anyway, and said "I'm sorry. He really is your dad."

NoiseDesign: I made that wish about my sister more than once. In my case in turned out to be true.

Cass: It's like a Disney dream. Except you got a kilt and really nice single malt in the end instead of a prince.


Theresa - Nov 10, 2007 1:25:47 pm PST #9450 of 10000
"What would it take to get your daughter to stop tweeting about this?"

In Supernatural:

P.M. Marcontell: Oh, KRIPKE. Such a cutiehead weirdocakes.

Cass: It's like our siren song...


tiggy - Nov 12, 2007 5:13:22 pm PST #9451 of 10000
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore

Monique in Heroes (spoilery for the 11/12/07 ep):

Dude. The only way they could have made the Adam and Peter meet-up scene slashier was to have Adam ride Peter piggy-back style through that wall.


omnis_audis - Nov 12, 2007 5:19:17 pm PST #9452 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

In Bitches:

Ginger

I'm now feeling guilty that my life is not exciting enough for my dog.
-t
Leave the house and come back, your dog will be very excited.


Steph L. - Nov 13, 2007 6:48:22 am PST #9453 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

In Natter --

ita: Police charged pop singer Boy George with false imprisonment on Tuesday after he allegedly chained a man to a wall at his London home.

Wolfram: He didn't want him to come and go?


Trudy Booth - Nov 13, 2007 7:55:36 am PST #9454 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Heroes Spoiler

Daisy Jane: sociopathic is creepy enough, but a sociopathic pixie is way creepier.


Cass - Nov 13, 2007 10:39:47 am PST #9455 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

shrift in Natter:

I also may have used the phrase, "seriously, dad, boobies everywhere."


Pix - Nov 15, 2007 6:13:52 pm PST #9456 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

In Bitches, Buffista spawn start slashing young:

Aimee:

Long ago, Joe gave Em his Superman "doll". Not action figure - this is mostly cloth.
For her 1st birthday, Sean and S gave her a Batman "doll".
These have been her two favorite toys lately and she has been taking them to bed with her.
She tucks them in, says, "G'night Ba-man. G'night Soopman."
And then she makes them kiss each other.


Nora Deirdre - Nov 16, 2007 4:57:13 am PST #9457 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

following up on that revelation with the news that Em started writing her own name:

Aimee:

(nice mom. tell the story about the slashy superheros. forget about the actual literacy.)


flea - Nov 16, 2007 11:20:12 am PST #9458 of 10000
information libertarian

Gudanov:

I just realized I'm dissecting the minutia over what makes something geeky. I'm a metageek.