Maybe I just think everything is funny today... from Natter:
shrift: I'm gonna go home and do some heavy-duty napping, then continue aggressively pursuing a career in pornography.
Cass: I need new goals.
Simon ,'Jaynestown'
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Maybe I just think everything is funny today... from Natter:
shrift: I'm gonna go home and do some heavy-duty napping, then continue aggressively pursuing a career in pornography.
Cass: I need new goals.
Hee.
Ginger in Bitches: Curse your geeky but inevitable crossposts.
Theodosia in Natter:
When your computer peripherals start with the suicide threats, it's time to pack it in.
I'm just the set up:
Vortex: am I the only one who saw "nipples"
ita: Nope. There were nipples on my monitor too.
ita in Bitches:
My doctor just asked me what I want to do about my migraines.
Uh, stop having them. Ball's in your court, MD.
Tim Minear , in Minearverse 5 :
Working WGA members make a lot of dosh. I think trying to make it sound like we're paid like teachers is a wrongheaded notion. It's nothing like being a teacher. When I'm doing a show, I stand in a room with a big board and a marker and try to get a roomful of profane wiseasses to focus and do their work. I assign them projects, then when they turn in their work I go over it with a red pen.
That came out wrong.
Tom Scola, responding to news that the new season of 24 will be postponed due to the writers strike:
"My name is Jack Bauer, and today is the shortest day of my life."
Corwood in Heroes (nonspoilery)
Rejected slogans for this season:
*Save the coupon, save $5
*How do you stop an exploding ant?
*Five minutes gone
Tom continues his roll in Natter 55:
tommyrot:
Now I wanna see Earworm - the Musical!
Tom Scola:
Isn't that called Mama Mia?
Allyson in B'craxy:
I'm never opposed to bullshit consensus, but I am not Spartacus.