ita in Bitches:
My doctor just asked me what I want to do about my migraines.
Uh, stop having them. Ball's in your court, MD.
I caught her on a park bench, making out with a *chaos* demon! Have you ever seen a chaos demon? They're all slime and antlers.
Spike ,'Sleeper'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
BigDuluth - Nov 06, 2007 7:24:04 pm PST #9443 of 10000
"I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world"
Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 07, 2007 5:57:47 am PST #9444 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Tim Minear , in Minearverse 5 :
Working WGA members make a lot of dosh. I think trying to make it sound like we're paid like teachers is a wrongheaded notion. It's nothing like being a teacher. When I'm doing a show, I stand in a room with a big board and a marker and try to get a roomful of profane wiseasses to focus and do their work. I assign them projects, then when they turn in their work I go over it with a red pen.
That came out wrong.
DXMachina - Nov 08, 2007 6:44:10 am PST #9445 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Tom Scola, responding to news that the new season of 24 will be postponed due to the writers strike:
"My name is Jack Bauer, and today is the shortest day of my life."
Jessica - Nov 08, 2007 10:24:15 am PST #9446 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Corwood in Heroes (nonspoilery)
Rejected slogans for this season:
*Save the coupon, save $5
*How do you stop an exploding ant?
*Five minutes gone
Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 08, 2007 10:32:03 am PST #9447 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Tom continues his roll in Natter 55:
tommyrot:
Now I wanna see Earworm - the Musical!
Tom Scola:
Isn't that called Mama Mia?
Jessica - Nov 09, 2007 10:15:24 am PST #9448 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Allyson in B'craxy:
I'm never opposed to bullshit consensus, but I am not Spartacus.
Pix - Nov 09, 2007 5:47:44 pm PST #9449 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
In Bitches:
erikaj: I used to tell my mother that I wouldn't be mad if she cheated on my father, that actually it would explain a whole hell of a lot, but that's not so funny now that my stepfather ran off with somebody. But she understood, anyway, and said "I'm sorry. He really is your dad."
NoiseDesign: I made that wish about my sister more than once. In my case in turned out to be true.
Cass: It's like a Disney dream. Except you got a kilt and really nice single malt in the end instead of a prince.
Theresa - Nov 10, 2007 1:25:47 pm PST #9450 of 10000
"What would it take to get your daughter to stop tweeting about this?"
In Supernatural:
P.M. Marcontell: Oh, KRIPKE. Such a cutiehead weirdocakes.
Cass: It's like our siren song...
tiggy - Nov 12, 2007 5:13:22 pm PST #9451 of 10000
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore
Monique in Heroes (spoilery for the 11/12/07 ep):
Dude. The only way they could have made the Adam and Peter meet-up scene slashier was to have Adam ride Peter piggy-back style through that wall.
omnis_audis - Nov 12, 2007 5:19:17 pm PST #9452 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
In Bitches:
Ginger
I'm now feeling guilty that my life is not exciting enough for my dog.-t
Leave the house and come back, your dog will be very excited.